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Ask Amphitrite

" " least favorite " " "?
What's your favorite ocean?
How many waves to you prefer to have in each ocean?
Is your hair black, white, blue, or other?
Is Poseidon's hair " " " or "?
Me: That looks a lot like Aphrodite.
Aphrodite: No it doesn't.
Me: Let me have an imagination.
Aphrodite: No.
Me: Poseidon was flirting with Aphrodite!
Aphrodite: No he was not! It was just gestures of kindness to the beauty I am!
Me: Yeah.....
Aphrodite: No it doesn't.
Me: Let me have an imagination.
Aphrodite: No.
Me: Poseidon was flirting with Aphrodite!
Aphrodite: No he was not! It was just gestures of kindness to the beauty I am!
Me: Yeah.....

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND HAVING KIDS WITH OTHER PEOPLE????
How come I have never in my life heard of Amphitrite?

Me: Oh......yeah......I reeeally need to reread that series. Back when I read it it was really hard to understand because my dyslexia was terrible.
Me: Yeah. I have practiced a lot by now, so I can cover it up pretty easily and I can read a ways above my grade level. I figured it out in like, preschool, and I worked really hard, and read the Percy Jackson series in first grade, then Harry Potter in second/third grades....then I read too many books to remember.



Percy: Uh,hi,lady Amphitrite.....

" " least favorite " " "?"
Well, we're not really that close-
Me: You could say. In TLO you called him 'My Lord'-
As I was saying-
Me: And you had to be 'persuaded' into marrying him-
*sigh*

Me: Not to mention that Aphrodite is his niece....
A: How many times do I have to-

...But seriously, I really like olives."
A: Awesome! But does that mean you eat plain olives?


Me - But Poseidon's awesome.......

Me - But Poseidon's aw..."
Athena- I think you should keep him in control! You're the lady of the house lady!!
Me: ..............

Athena: Sure. Maybe i can give you some tips ;). But we need more ladies. Hmm...maybe hecate would approove, and hera (though i dont want her on my team), and Aphro?
zoe*rolls eyes*
me: what is it like being Poseidon's wife?