Cheesiest Chat Up Line - 1 min Writing Challenge

[Simon]

If a guy tried it on with a cheesy chat-up line, would you swoon with desire or disgust? And for the guys, have you EVER had any luck with a cheesy pick up?

The one time I tried a line out, it got lost, dead and buried in the translation to Spanish: "If I were a dog, my tail would be wagging." I am about to celebrate my seventh wedding anniversary, though!

In my romantic comedy Loosely Translated, Mike isn't good with words and certainly not the romantic type. In the excerpt below, could he possibly climb out of the huge hole that he digs for himself? Even the romantic situation of taking a relaxing dip in Arabic baths might not be enough to work its magic.

Mike was aware that if he didn’t act now, the moment would be lost. He didn’t have time to speak with his head. He had to speak from the heart.
‘You’re a flower.’
‘Eh?!’
‘Maybe not a rose –’
‘Thanks.’
‘No, what I mean is that roses are a dime a dozen. I can go into any florist and get a rose. They’re the easy choice for men with no imagination. They look good, give them a sniff –’
‘What?! Don’t even think about it.’

Follow the link to find out if Mike got anywhere!
https://www.goodreads.com/author_blog...

Post your cheesiest chat-up line. If it lights up my Cheeseometer, (really good or terribly bad!) I'll send you a copy of my rom com, Loosely Translated.