Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

[Haley]

I'll start first, I became a Dementor just so I could give you a Deathly Kiss.

[Maria]

Girl, are you a wizard? 'cause you cast a spell on me.

[Leesa]

I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

[[deleted user]]

Do you like Harry potter cause I want to Slytherin

[Duane]

Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.

One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.

Is that a wand in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Im not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

[Erin]

Is your name Ron Weasley? 'Cause you look like a Keeper.

[[deleted user]]

This is very bad and PG but "Harry Potter isn't the only hot guy on campus!"

[[deleted user]]

If you were a guy

[Sorrel]

I must need occulemency because I can't get you out of my mind
I said accio beautiful, I didn't think it was going to work
Your smile's like expelliarmas, simple yet disarming
Your smile's like Lumos, it lights up the world

[Julia]

Seriously kids, don't try these at home. Or anywhere else. Ever. Trust me on this.