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[Sia]

*faints*

Nem:MWAHAHAHA
me:*wakes up*LEEEEEE!!

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

c: and they say Aphrodite is the love expert.

[Sia]

Wow

[Mariama]

Lizzy wrote: "me: she belongs in a mental institution

C: STAB STAB STAB STAB *stabs a teddy bear*"

M: Callie stop impersonating my fiancé!

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

O: *pulls off wig* *is actually octavian* impersonating???

C: HEY! GET YOUR OWN FACE

[Sia]

Me:OCTAVION,IS LEE FLETCHER REALLY MY TRUE LOVE?!?!?!

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: IM THE NEW ORACLE!!!!!!!! LISTEN TO ME!

O: No! Your true love is-

C: *tackles* NOOO

[Sia]

Me:WHO IS IT??????

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

O: OKAY I WONT TELL HER.

C: good. *gets off of*

O: it's Frank Zhang

C: EUUUUGGGGHHHHHEEEEEE

[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

Me: Woooow. *whispers* Piper, I think you might want to do some of that witchcraft and get Callie back to normal again...

Piper: It's not witchcraft, but okay. Fine. *charmspeak* Calypso, go to sleep.

Me: THAT'S ONLY TEMPORARY. SLEEP IS TEMPORARY.

Piper: *sigh* Fine. *charmspeak* Calypso, go to sleep until your one true love kisses you. Like Sleeping Beauty.

Me: O.O WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: *collapses and snores loudly*

Me: NOW WHOS GONNA KISS HER??? NO ONE. SO WHO AM I GONNA PLAY NOW?!?! SOMEONE GET LEO AND SORT OUT THIS MESS

[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

Piper: I only did what Jenny told me to do, so all of this is her fault, not mine.

Me: I DIDN'T SPECIFICALLY TELL YOU TO MAKE CALLIE GO TO SLEEP FOREVER.

Piper: Hey, if it makes you feel better, all she needs is a kiss to get woken up.

Me: LEO, I EXPECT YOU TO BE HERE ASAP.

[Mariama]

M: Hey, at least this way she can't harm Kavy. *smiles*

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

Me: BUT IM GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF HER SHES GONNA HURT ME

C: *mumbles in sleep* sharp knives...yes...

[Mariama]

M: She can't hurt you if she's asleep.



.....Right?


H:*shrug*

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: *kicks in sleep*

[kavi ~he-him~]

O.O *pulls out a marker and walks over to Callie*

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

me: welp now when she wakes up im not gonna be the one to calm her down

[Sia]

me:nooooooooooooo not frank!!!!!
what happened to lee?
*sulks*

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: I'm right. it is Lee.
O: no. it's Frank the stupid praetor

[Sia]

me:is it lee or frank.*fingers crossed for frank*

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: LEE
O: FRANK

[Sia]

me:*dies*

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

Me: just date both of them and see what happens

[Sia]

me:*double dies*

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: *brings Lee* KISS HIM. NOW.

[Sia]

me:*dies againnnnn*

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

me: how many times can one die?

[Mariama]

Lizzy wrote: "C: LEE
O: FRANK"

M: Not Frank! Frank's with Hazel, remember?

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: that's why Lee is your soulmate
O: Hazel Schmazel! People break up all the time

[Mariama]

M: Octavian! People break up, yes. Bu Hazel and Frank are soulmates! They're Frazel!

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

O: if they broke up they clearly aren't soul mates.

C: ITS LEE. *waves Pom poms in the air* GOOOOO LEE!!!

[Mariama]

M: They did not break up!

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

O: they did.
H: NO WE DIDN'T!
F: we're happy together.
me: I CAN'T KEEP PLAYING ALL THESE PEOPLE AHHH

[Mariama]

M: XD. The peoples need to come back.

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

me: true that

[Sia]

me:*wakes up*
according to my calculations....*does some marhs&*
nemesis:ONCE ONLY!
me:oh yeah people can die once only
but I'm not people....

[.]

Erick: Yo!

Aeolus: I AM GOD!!

Erick: *whispers* a low level one at that

Aeolus: WHAAA? WHO SAID THAT?!

Erick: *puts on a girl's school uniform, and speaks in a high pitch voice* me!

Aeolus: *comes over* hmm, i'll forgive you since you're a gi...

Erick: hiyaah! *Kicks Aeolus with a super cool move, and the school uniform comes off and he stands with a superhero pose*

Me: I should say awesome... but I'm not sure because of that girl act...

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

Me: girls are awesome. lol Aeolus, we were talking about you in English class when you didn't give Odysseus another bag of wind.

C: Good! Odysseus was scum in Poseidon's horse stables.

Me: *whispers* Callie still isn't over him, even after a gazillion years

[kavi ~he-him~]

hey guys

[.]

Aeolus: HAHAHA! SEE ERICK?!! IM FAMOU...

Erick: Hiyaaah! *kick* Hiyaaah! *kick* Hiyaah! *kick* HiyaahHiyaahHiyaahHiyaahHIyaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kickkickkickkickkick*

Aeolus: I'm... being bullied?... *turns into a cute cloud lamb and cries*

Me: Hahha.....should I be sad or laugh or something?

[.]

Me: yo how ya doin perc...

Aeolus: WAAAAAAAAAAAA

Erick: that is not godlike whatsoever Aeolus...

[.]

Me: Haah... hi Percy's sis

[kavi ~he-him~]

Aeolus/Erick wrote: "Me: Haah... hi Percy's sis"

hello ^^

[.]

Erick: I didn't know he had a little sis...

Aeolus: My winds shall tell me everything about this little girl!... huh? *grabs the wind spirit by the collar* Whatddya mean you don't know anything 'bout her? aren't we famous for rumors??? check again!...nothin??? *looks at the sister of Percy* are you a spirit?

Me: Spirits... they're always mean to me :( they trip me when I accidently step on their face

Erick: I think that was not a spirit...

Me: they get me cold when I'm in the winter...

Erick: That is not the spirit fault dude...

[kavi ~he-him~]

Hi Aeolus

[.]

Erick: Yo

Aeolus: I stand above most than any other gods, goddesses mwuahahhah!!! I am awesome!

Me: I don't think that makes you any better, besides they're just sleeping inside the eternal deep sleep.

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: You're not as great as me.

[Mariama]

H: *tosses hair* Puh-lease, Aeolus. You wish you were this fabulous.

[kavi ~he-him~]

Hello