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Me: I want to freaking marry Jason Grace--Piper: Okay, that's it. *raises Katoptris*
Me: --to Piper McLean!
M: Geez Pipes. Let the girl finish her sentences for once.
Me: But, I mean, Piper, if you don't want Jason anymore I'll take him...Piper: Not happening.
M: Oh, no. Jenny's got a case of the Jasons.
Piper: Apollo, please cure your daughter. Right now.Me: *daydreaming*
M: Where's Eros when you need him.H: I think he's on vacation with his wife. Something about the Riviera. *sigh* I wish Zeus would take me on vacation to the Riviera.
Piper: I swear to the gods I will duct tape Jenny to a chair forever if this problem doesn't get solved soon.Me: *mumbles something about Jason and his cute glasses*
M: *lightbulb* Idea! We have to burn the glasses!
Piper: But then he can't see...Me: NO, NOT THE GLASSES.
Me:woah this is intense *eats popcorns*
Me: in like 5th grade my friend and I wrote fanfiction about us in the MoA and I was actually dating Jason C: Jenny you might want to shift your attention to the real problem.
Jenny wrote: "Piper: But then he can't see...Me: NO, NOT THE GLASSES."
M: It's neccessary Pipes; she's only attracted to him because he looks nerdy. WE NEED TO DESTROY THE GLASSES.
Me: @Callie: Wait, there's a problem? O.O WHERE?Piper: *facepalm* Why do I even hang out with you, honestly.
Autumn Rising wrote: "Jenny wrote: "Piper: But then he can't see...Me: NO, NOT THE GLASSES."
M: It's neccessary Pipes; she's only attracted to him because he looks nerdy. WE NEED TO DESTROY THE GLASSES."
Me: Not just that!! He looks like a dork!
Piper: Same thing?
Me: But...But...But...He...Is kind of a dork...Oh wait, that's the same adjective, isn't it...
Piper: Okay Marie, you're right, let's destroy the glasses.
C: The real problem being Lizzy and her freakish fanfiction phase in 5th grade. Me: I actually think I still have it. If you want, I'll show it to y'all. AND DON'T DESTROY THE GLASSES I LOVE THEM.
Me: It's okay Lizzy, I had a weird FanFiction phase too. I feel like we all did at some point. XD YES SHOW US OMG.
M: I still have a weird fanfiction phase. I think I need therapy. H: You do need therapy.
M: Shut it. @Piper: You distract her, I'll tackle Jason.
Me:this is too intense!! Gotta break it up...
Me:Okay there are like so many more pages but here's the first chapter. I didn't even read it because I got so embarrassed:Annabeth
Today would either be the worst day of Annabeth’s life, or the best day. Annabeth was going to talk to the Romans sincerely, or if that didn’t work, she would strangle each and everyone of them demanding to know what happened to Percy.
“Hello Romans, my name is Annabeth Chase.” Annabeth called out. It went quiet.
“So we hear you may have my boyfriend, Percy Jackson.” Annabeth said nervously.
“Yeah we have him. We hear you have my... friend Jason Grace.” Said a girl who looked strangely familiar.
“Yes we have him. JASON!!! Come out here.” Annabeth screamed. Jason came out. And the Romans screamed with joy. The girl who spoke hugged him tightly. Friend huh? Then Annabeth lost it. It was so unfair that she always looked at couples with envy and here Percy was somewhere and Annabeth still couldn’t find him. So close, but yet, so far. The Romans were still cheering.
“ALRIGHT EVERYBODY LISTEN UP. I WANT TO SEE PERCY JACKSON NOW OTHERWISE I WILL STRANGLE EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU, UNTIL I SEE PERCY!” Annabeth shrieked. Then the Romans went silent. Annabeth cracked her knuckles.
“Hey what’s up?” Asked a voice that would bring sunshine into her cloudy world.
“PERCY!!” Annabeth shouted. She tackled him into a hug.
“Ow-ow. Have you been working out?” Asked Percy. Annabeth was too busy smiling to answer.
“Seaweed brain, you haven’t changed a bit.” Annabeth sighed.
“Yeah, still a klutz.” He laughed.
“Next time I see Hera, I’m gonna slap her.” Annabeth stated.
“I got her first. I dumped her in a river, and poured water on her.” Percy laughed.
“Yeah yeah yeah, my TURN!!!” Grover shouted out of nowhere. He shoved Annabeth out of the way and hugged Percy.
“Dude. Juniper’s going to get mad.” Joked Percy. Grover laughed.
“Now if you guys are all done hugging and making out, my turn.” Said a gruff voice.
“Clarisse. Good to see you too.” Percy muttered.
“Yeah it always is Punk. Can I beat you up now?” Clarisse asked.
“Oh I-” Percy was cut off because Clarisse punched him in the arm.
“Ow.” Percy muttered. Clarisse brushed imaginary dust off her shoulder and had a smug smile plastered on her face. Then Annabeth saw someone staring at them. Piper.
“Hey Piper come over here!” Annabeth called. Piper smiled, and ran over.
“Hey, I’m Piper.” Piper grinned.
“Cool, I’m Per-” Percy was cut off again.
“Yeah I know who you are. You can’t get far without hearing that name. Not that it’s a bad thing. It’s just you’re so popular and everything. I’m gonna stop talking now.” Piper babbled. Then she cleared her throat, and blushed. Then Leo came out of nowhere.
“And I am Leo.” Leo said.
“Cool, um I guess you know who I am.” Percy blushed.
“Yeah. Always, ‘OMG Percy’s missing!’” Leo mimicked. Everyone laughed. Then two more people came. A girl, who had cinnamon colored, curly hair, and a really buff chinese guy, that had a baby face.
“Percy! Can we talk?” Asked the girl.
“Yeah. Um guys this is Hazel. And this is Frank.” Percy rushed. Then he let Hazel lead him somewhere. Annabeth was shocked.
“Who is that?” Annabeth asked.
“Got a competition there.” Clarisse teased.
“She is pretty.” Grover admit. All eyes went to Annabeth. There were tears forming in her eyes. She used her pointer finger to rub her eyes, and took a deep breath.
“What?” She asked.
Autumn Rising wrote: "M: I still have a weird fanfiction phase. I think I need therapy. H: You do need therapy.
M: Shut it. @Piper: You distract her, I'll tackle Jason."
Piper: Got it. *charmspeak* Jenny, go to sleep.
Me: *passes out*
Piper: That was too easy.
Oh oh send me to sleep,I'm sleep deprived.
Piper: If that's what you want. *charmspeak* Go to sleep, Marie.
Me: Thanks Sam! It's my fifth grade self's writing lol.
Jenny wrote: "Piper: If that's what you want. *charmspeak* Go to sleep, Marie."M: Wha...? That was Sam; charmspeak doesn't work on me, remember?
Jenny wrote: "Autumn Rising wrote: "M: I still have a weird fanfiction phase. I think I need therapy. H: You do need therapy.
M: Shut it. @Piper: You distract her, I'll tackle Jason."
Piper: Got it. *charmsp..."
M: Cool. Now, I'll just oh-so-casually... *jumps on Jason*
J:Ooof! What the heck?
M: Gimme the glasses!
J: What? NO! I need those to see!
M: And I need to destroy them! They make you too cute!
J:Huh?
M:It's affecting Jenny! *snatches glasses* HA!!! GOT THEM!!
*runs*
Autumn Rising wrote: "Jenny wrote: "Piper: If that's what you want. *charmspeak* Go to sleep, Marie."M: Wha...? That was Sam; charmspeak doesn't work on me, remember?"
Piper: *Sam
Me: *still sleeping*Piper: *charmspeak* Keep on sleeping, there's nothing to worry about.
Me:*drops down on the floor and curls up in a ball fast asleep*New:who agrees that she looks better this way??
M: *makes fire* Bye, bye, evil dorky glasses. *burns glasses*J: Nooooo!!!
M: Oh shut it, I'll buy you a new pair. @Piper:Did it work?
Me: i love the glasses! :(
M: I know. We all did. But it's safer this way, for all of us.J: *runs into brick wall*
M: For most of us.
Piper: Oh gods, not the stupid thing again.Me: You mean the brick?
Piper: You know I'm not going to say that name.
Me: Right...
Piper: Wait, did it work?
Me: Did what work?
Piper: Did Marie burning--You know what, never mind.
Me: *looks at Piper and Marie strangely* Alright...
Piper: *whispers to Marie* I think it worked.Me: DID WHAT WORK?!
Me:I came in like a wrecking ball,,,,wait I meant I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BRICK!!!!!!!
Jenny wrote: "Piper: *whispers to Marie* I think it worked.Me: DID WHAT WORK?!"
M:*whispers* I think so too.
J: I can't see!
M: *sigh* Here *hands Jason stylish non-dorky glasses* Now you look totally hip.
J: You think? Piper, what do you think?
Me: COS: omg omg omg omg omg we're learning about Calypso and literally everyone hates her! C: you can't blame me! :( i'm really a nice person once you get to know me!
I'M GONNA SWIIIING ON THE CHANDELIER *swings on a chandelier*
Percy's sister aka. Seagirl X Chocolate = chocogirl wrote: "I'M GONNA SWIIIING ON THE CHANDELIER *swings on a chandelier*"
I FREAKING APPROVE OF THIS ONE! I'M GONNA KEEP HER!
I FREAKING APPROVE OF THIS ONE! I'M GONNA KEEP HER!
I ALSO APPROVE! WE SHALL ADOPT YOU, SEAGIRL! AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP US! (Psst! Leo! How do we adopt her!?)
Jack wrote: "I ALSO APPROVE! WE SHALL ADOPT YOU, SEAGIRL! AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP US! (Psst! Leo! How do we adopt her!?)"
LET'S DO IT ILLEGALLY! ('Cause that's the only way I know how...)
LET'S DO IT ILLEGALLY! ('Cause that's the only way I know how...)
C: *eye twitch* oh y-yes. adopt a kid. me: oh schist. btw that illegal comment made me laugh omgggg
Autumn Rising {I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone} wrote: "Jenny wrote: "Piper: *whispers to Marie* I think it worked.Me: DID WHAT WORK?!"
M:*whispers* I think so too.
J: I can't see!
M: *sigh* Here *hands Jason stylish non-dorky glasses* Now you look t..."
Me: ...*walks away*
Piper: Uh, I mean. They're fine. *whispers to Marie* save me they're adorable oh my gods what do i do
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H: Seriously, enough with the loud voices