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[[deleted user]]

Hecate: Hello, Calypso, my dear daughter. How are you doing?

Me: Calypso is Hecate's DAUGHTER?

[Ruby]

Nyssa:( Walks over to percy) are you dead

[[deleted user]]

Hecate: Oh, he's still alive.

[[deleted user]]

Hecate: No, Calypso is my daughter.

[Ruby]

Nyssa: ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh

ME: NYSSA SHUT IT

[[deleted user]]

Hecate: (shoots Lacy in the face with machine gun) That's for shooting me.

Me: (chews popcorn) AWESOME!!!

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: whoa. What? Who's my parent?

Me: *luke I am ur father* HERMES CAN YOU please Say ThAt?

[Ruby]

Me ;( rushes over to lacy) o my gods she shot you are you okay

[[deleted user]]

Hecate: I only shot her because she shot me.

Me: She woke Hecate. Hecate's a little cranky now.

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

Me: I can relate

[Ruby]

ME: oh no Hecate Cranky every one take cover

[[deleted user]]

Me: Hecate's gone now. She went back to the Underworld to help out with the dead.

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

Me: OMGS you can't just go around shooting ppl. Idk I saw it on google

[Ruby]

ME: umm Im pretty sure she can I mean she's a goddess

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

Me: whatevs

[[deleted user]]

Me: Lacy can't just go around shooting people in the face while they're asleep!

[Ruby]

Nyssa: you guys should sign up for the army

ME: ignore her she has dreams of becoming a military leader

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

Me: yes!!! Then I can get a free gun and yeah idk where I'm taking this.

C: -_-

[Neha]

A: Who's shooting?? *brings Aegis*

[Ruby]

umm Lacy shot Hecate then Hecate shot Lacy

[Neha]

Huh?? Who's Lacy now?? And why would Hecate shoot a mortal?? She isnt that weird.

[[deleted user]]

Me: Hecate was cranky.

[Ruby]

me: (sarcastically) really i had no idea

[Neha]

Me: Athena doesnt even know who's Lacy?? Gosh, she's Awesome character man!!

A: Well sorry for not paying attention *sarcasm*

[Sasha Ivashkov-Herondale-Jackson (aka Clarisse)]

Jenny {Piper} wrote: "Lizzy wrote: "C: NO NO NO!!!! I'm honored they named all that after me but.....no.

Me: yeah I saw the calypso in that pirate movie with Jonny Depp and gorgeous Orlando Bloom"

Me: EVERYONE THINKS..."

yes i agree.

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

Me: whaaat????? IS THIS NOT SEXINESS?!?!?

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[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: Is he single? He's like...wow...he would be so perfect on my island. Shirtless...frying up some food... on a white magical pony...

me: Whoa. Smexy...but no.

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

me: NO!!!!!! NO!!!! MY LIFE IS A LIE! I HAVE FAILED FATHER. TREE. idk

C: Tell that teenage twit to call me then.

[[deleted user]]

Me: ORLANDO BLOOM ISN'T GORGEOUS!

[Neha]

Lizzy wrote: "me: NO!!!!!! NO!!!! MY LIFE IS A LIE! I HAVE FAILED FATHER. TREE. idk

C: Tell that teenage twit to call me then."

Me: You're a teenage too....in a weird way :P. Aw come on...you LOVE him <3

[♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!]

Gashbeen(Hecate) wrote: "Me: ORLANDO BLOOM ISN'T GORGEOUS!"

Me: EXACTLY!!! I SERIOUSLY DONT LIKE HIM!!!

[[deleted user]]

Me: Me neither.

[Nancy (Apollo) (George), ANAS COME BACK!]

so sad..

[Kylie]

You go after (view spoiler)[ Leo (hide spoiler)], Calypso!!!

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

me: *face palm* then who DO you all find attractive?

c: I'll go after someone.

[Neha]

Me: Someone named (view spoiler)[ Leo! (hide spoiler)] ;)

[[deleted user]]

*coughLeocough*

[Neha]

*coughputTHATinspoilerbracketscough*

[[deleted user]]

I did.

[♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!]

*coughitdidntworkcough*

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

Me: whoa is there like a virus going around? You all are coughing so much

C: oh gods coughCOMMONSENSEcough

[[deleted user]]

Hecate: ...This is stupid!

Me: coughIhateHadescough

Hecate: coughIhateHadestoocough

[Neha]

Athena: *coughaegisrockscough*

me: *coughilikebeingrandomcough*

[Sasha Ivashkov-Herondale-Jackson (aka Clarisse)]

Me: *cough*

Clarisse: ... well arent u gona say something?

Me: Like what? Im just coughing...

Clarisse: *facepalm* .....*coughyouareanIDIOTcough*

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

Me: *puts on gas mask* OH TARTARUS NO. IM NOT GETTING SICK

[Kylie]

Calypso, do you still love Percy? Or is (view spoiler)[ Leo (hide spoiler)] your only love now?

[Lizzy, APOLLO COME BACK!]

C: GAH what difference does it make? None of them are ever coming back for me. NO ONE! AHHHHH *pounds on floor*

[Kylie]

It makes ALL the difference! So, hypothetically, if Percy and (view spoiler)[ Leo (hide spoiler)] both came back, who would you choose?

[Kylie]

Personally, I would choose Percy because he's one of my favorite characters of all time, but I do love Leo too...

[Neha]

Me: Leo Leo Leo!
A: NO ONE! SHOW 'EM THE GURL POWER! She doesnt 'need' any love to take care of herself thankyou very very much!
Me: Ugh..not again...