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I hate paper

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message 1: by Daniel (new)

Daniel I REALLY DO. IT MAKES ME MAD. THE PRINT BOOKS ON IT YOU KNOW?

I ALSO HATE CAPITAL LETTERS. IT LOOKS LIKE THE PERSON TYPING IS YELLING.

IM NOT YELLING YOU KNOW. I HAVE PUNTUATION AND CORRECT SPELLING ITS FOR THE WEAK IT REALLY IS DAMMIT

I HATE JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING EXCEPT STEVE MORT I COULD REALLY LOVE A STEVE MORT REALLY

I HATE THE WORD LIKE I MEAN REALLY WTF IS THAT WHAT IS IT TELL ME


message 2: by [deleted user] (new)

Don't hate paper Dan! You can use it slay your enemies with a thousand paper cuts!

I hate the fact that I can't say that I hate the fact that you love me!!


message 3: by Meels (new)

Meels (amelia) Without paper, I would hate the fact that I would have to wipe my ass with my hand! Or, maybe a leaf, but still... not good.


message 4: by Michael (new)

Michael (fogus) Only 1000 papercuts? Only if you are a wuss. I like to apply papercuts to every inch of my enemies and coat them with salt and lemon and Pledge. They die a slow agonizing death as they deserve. This is what I have in store for you Steve. I hate you.
-m



message 5: by [deleted user] (new)

I guess it's not really a big surprise that you have to use over 1000 papercuts Fogus, since you're such a total wuss you have to carry around salt, lemon & pledge. I'm shaking in boots as I contemplate whether you're going to torture me to death or c'mon over, fix me a margarita & clean my house.

I hate your wussitude!!



message 6: by Michael (new)

Michael (fogus) Dear Steve,

I hate your impudence. I hate your audacity. I hate your unmitigated gall. I do not *have* to use over 1000 papercuts, I am skilled in the art of jugular paper-cuttage. I can papercut your soul if I want... and yes, I want! My choice of 1000+ papercuts is based solely on my lust for inflicting pain on people I hate. And I hate you.

But yes, I will be over to clean your apartment.
-m



message 7: by Daniel (new)

Daniel I hate that I understood that....

I hate homework. Just saying.


message 8: by Daniel (new)

Daniel A stick and rag that's all one needs! It worked for my diabetical grandpa it should work for everyone!


message 9: by Daniel (new)

Daniel Steve Mort is protected by magic.

and my sweaty nut sack. You've been warned.


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