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message 1: by [deleted user] (new)

This is the place! Tired of getting the abusive flag? This is where the hatin's at baby! Feel free to hate on me, each other, your mom, or god! Let the hatin' begin!!

Btw, oh hey..you! You know who you are, I hate you to the max!


message 2: by Meels (new)

Meels (amelia) Yes Steve, I know who I am... and I am cut to the quick.

Tracy, I'm a Christian and a Republican and I don't even like him... I'm not sure you're going to get much of a backlash with that!


message 3: by Meels (new)

Meels (amelia) Oh, and I hate guys that take you out for vegetarian chinese food and are fantastically wonderful, but then don't call for two days!


message 4: by [deleted user] (new)

Maybe they hate what you ordered, and it takes them a couple of days to recover!


message 5: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) I hate people on Goodreads who friend you just to pad their friends list, who have more friends than books they have read, who friend you just to pimp their writing, who post comments on your profile just to pimp their writing, who say in their profile that the Bible is their favorite book and then friend you apparently oblivious to the fact that you hate Christianity and have said so frequently, and people who obviously can't goddamn read or write English and who insist on sending you personal messages as if they are interested in carrying on a conversation with you.

But most of all, I hate Jeremy. He's EVERYWHERE and so GODDAMN CHEERFUL it makes me physically nauseous!!!!

There. I've said it. I'm a bad bad person. But most of you already suspected that. Otherwise why would you have invited me to join the Haters Club?? It's all a plot to get me to gradually alienate everyone here. :::sigh::: well, it was inevitable anyway.


message 6: by Michael (new)

Michael I've got to tell you, I'm not a very hateful person... I have a lot of contempt, though. In spades.

I bet someone on here hates ME. I should wave my fanny around and generate some hate. woo!


message 7: by Meels (new)

Meels (amelia) Michael, you have a fanny? I've never met a hermaphrodite! You may have moved to the top of my list of "people I'd like to meet!"

That isn't very hateful though, so...

Charissa, I have to agree that I hate those messages that Jeremy leaves that are a giant string of random words that all start with the same letter! I delete them every time.


message 8: by Michael (new)

Michael I am most notably not hermaphroditic. Doesn't everyone have a fanny?


message 9: by Jenn (new)

Jenn Mimi- I also hate that hair style, I call it the duck ass since it all sticks up in the back like a bunch of little duck butts. I also equally hate the Posh Spice cut, which is what all the soccer moms are now going for. I want to take my scissors and cut that extra long swingy piece in the front off. I also dislike most people that change their hair to "edgy" colors all the time. You're weird, I get it, don't care, and as a side note your hair looks all crunchy and damaged.

I hate Bush.

I hate people that keep talking about "Socialized Medical Care" and say we are going to turn into a Socialist nation. Suck it!

I hate people that want to debate but come back with things from the Fox news network or Jerry Falwell as a rebuttal, and try to say it's 100% factual when they are presenting me with an opinion based article.


message 10: by Meels (new)

Meels (amelia) Michael, that depends I suppose. A fanny is a vagina... but it seems websters also has it as a buttocks (definition two). I stand corrected and I HATE you for correcting me! You are no longer top on my "who I'd like to meet" list. Thanks for ruining my night. Bastard...(random muttering of derogatory names)


message 11: by Michael (new)

Michael As long as those derogatory names are creative and amusing, it's all good. I didn't know fanny was a term for vagina.


message 12: by [deleted user] (new)

Wow Amy! There's been so many times that I've said "Amy obviously doesn't know her ass from her elbow" but I never thought you'd get those two confused!

BTW, I hate you!


message 13: by Meels (new)

Meels (amelia) Hate you too lame ass, see the "Steve ignores me" thread for details. *flips him the bird british style*


message 14: by Paul (new)

Paul Bryant I hate that every time I get onto Goodreads there's a tedious list of shite which goes

Big Fat Foetus is now friends with Osama Bin Lardy
Chocolate Teapot is now friends with Everyone In China
The Contents of My Stomach is now friends with Brett Easton Ellis
The First Gay President is now friends with The Last Closeted President

and on and on


message 15: by Meels (new)

Meels (amelia) I had to delete a couple of "friends" to lessen than! One in particular...Charissa, you know who I'm talkin 'bout, you know you do!


message 16: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) ahhh ha ha ha ha.... Just jump Jesus jesters jalopy jihad juvenile jungle jerboa jokes!


message 17: by Meels (new)

Meels (amelia) Bloody, all day friending, bastard...get a job!


message 18: by Fredstrong (new)

Fredstrong Hello Natalie, nice to see you hating here.

I hate that chopmeat-parading-around-as-Italian sausage-stuff, they always have in substandard pizzarias. It should always be real, sliced sausage, or make the switch to pepperoni.

I hate seatbelts that beep at me until I put them on. The thought that I'm paying for a mechanism that turns my car into an incessant nag really get's under my skin.

Oh, and God, I hate God also!


message 19: by Paul (new)

Paul Bryant You know what all this reminds me of? Derek and Clive! Remember them?

CLIVE: I've probably got the worst, I've got the worst memory and I've got the worst diseases and I've suffered more than anybody else in the whole fucking world. I didn't get to sleep at all, and I had this terrible pain, er, it crippled me, you know, I was weeping and shouting and crying and I had the worst night that anyone, anybody's ever had. I got this, er, cancer.
DEREK : So have I.
CLIVE: Yeah, well, I've got, er, cancer of every part of the body, and, er, I haven't slept ever. In my life, I've never, never slept at all. . so I've suffered more than anyone in the world. Mine's worse than yours.
DEREK: I've got cancer of everything and I've got cancer of my wife as well.
CLIVE: I've got cancer of the mortgage. And the house, and got cancer of the garden. I've got cancer of the season ticket.
DEREK: I've got cancer of the universe, mate.
CLIVE:I had cancer before you were born.
DEREK:I have never been born. .
CLIVE: Me neither.
DEREK: ..... and I've got cancer of that, too.
CLIVE: I've got cancer of not ever being born. I've got cancer of never having existed in my fucking life. And I've, I've got cancer of the word "meaningless". I've got cancer of ..... I've got cancer so enormous that people can't even see it. I've got cancer and I've never been in existence. Ever. And it's very, very painful. And I've never heard anything, or ever been born, or seen anyone, or done anything.
DEREK: So have I.



message 20: by Meels (new)

Meels (amelia) For you Paul, I doubt most of these Americans are going to have any idea what you are talking about:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPcDRE...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG8_UW...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZEEgI...


message 21: by [deleted user] (new)

I hate you all so much, I'm going to write in a vote for Jeb Bush in November. Running mate? Lucifer Morningstar.


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