Tips on Dietary Supplements aka the spam free for all thread. Post your links here!

[Jim]

Patti (peaches n cream) wrote: "Jim wrote: "What is the bit we add to get a hit for the group, because last time I got involved in a discussion it sort of faded away with two options and someone saying neither worked.
And I felt ..."

I've emailed the ending to myself!

[Jim]

Patti (peaches n cream) wrote: "Oh poor Jim. Can't win for losing.

C'mere and have a hug.

((((((((( Jim))))))))))))"

awwwww
And I sold a book the day before yesterday as well!

[David]

Here's mine then, with TAG, I think:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Alloria-Labyr...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fuel-to-the-F...

[Patti (baconater)]

You'll have to ask Simon about the tag revenue. I'm not in the know.

All I know is he's recently bought a Merc...

[Patti (baconater)]

Jim wrote: "Patti (peaches n cream) wrote: "Oh poor Jim. Can't win for losing.

C'mere and have a hug.

((((((((( Jim))))))))))))"

awwwww

And I sold a book the day before yesterday as well!"

Don't blame me. I didn't buy it. I wouldn't buy your well written and entertaining books.

[David]

I sold a book too, Jim, today. Things are looking up.

[Patti (baconater)]

Nope. Wasn't me.

[Patti (baconater)]

Oh wait.

Who's book did you sell David?

[David]

Oh! Sorry, how ambiguous of me. The book was one that I wrote and published myself, Fuel to the Fire, to be exact.

[Patti (baconater)]

Oh. Intriguing.

Would that be available on amazon with the group tag, do you think?

[Rosen]

Enhance your bulging trouser snake with the Pompomberry House. Has been reported to elongate the groinal cucumber by up to SEVEN centimetre.

Hear her moan like a baby bambi by spending just $2.99 dollars on the My Granny Writes Erotica. Ladies report multiple summits after the application of this title.

Tired of being called a TINY TOM TITCHY in the front booty region?
The Ice Marathon will enhance your worth as a XY genetics person and stop her giggling like a huge harlot at your miniature sausage serpent.

[Patti (baconater)]

Rosen!!!

Oh my GAWD!!!

I adore you!!!

I'm so cut n pasting that into Facebook right now!

[Rosen]

Oh sorry, I forgot the tag:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/grow-your-tro...

[Rosen]

Patti (peaches n cream) wrote: "Rosen!!!

Oh my GAWD!!!

I adore you!!!

I'm so cut n pasting that into Facebook right now!"

I can see the reviews now:
"I bought the Pompomberry House on the recommendation of Misses Patti but I can be confirming that the Kindle application does not improve the vertical measure of the love wand. Instead I have electrocuted curlies and frazzled front banana."

[Patti (baconater)]

You know that it hurts when water comes out one's nose, right?

Thank gawd I'm not drinking Pepsi.

[Rosen]

Patti (peaches n cream) wrote: "You know that it hurts when water comes out one's nose, right?

Thank gawd I'm not drinking Pepsi."

What can I say? The years of trying to sell Viagra without triggering spam filters are what made me the creative genius I am today.

[Patti (baconater)]

I'd reply but I'm out shopping for groinal cucumbers.

And salad cream. Mustn't forget the salad cream.

[Rosen]

Patti (peaches n cream) wrote: "I'd reply but I'm out shopping for groinal cucumbers.

And salad cream. Mustn't forget the salad cream."

Ha ha ha!

[David]

Patti (peaches n cream) wrote: "Oh. Intriguing.

Would that be available on amazon with the group tag, do you think?"

It would, as indicated on post 53 :~)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I wonder if Tesco has any front bananas?

[Patti (baconater)]

David wrote: "Patti (peaches n cream) wrote: "Oh. Intriguing.

Would that be available on amazon with the group tag, do you think?"

It would, as indicated on post 53 :~)"

Worth repeating, I should think.

Much like Rosen's cucumbers.

*urp* excuse me.

[Simon (Highwayman)]

The tag has been really rubbish since amazon bought Goodreads. Hardly anything gets on it but please still use it. Let me check how much it gas been used this month.....

[Jim]

I'm impressed Rosen.

I tried selling http://www.amazon.co.uk/Dead-Man-Ridi... with the unconvincing strapline

"A love story with more action than fifty shades of grey" on the grounds that I don't think fifty shades has any sword fighting, deaths or monsters

Have I got the tag in properly (As the bishop said to the actress)

[Patti (baconater)]

Beautiful tag Jim.

Have a cookie.

[Simon (Highwayman)]

I liked spam as a kid. I used to grill it. I wouldn't feed it to a cat now... Funny how times change.

[Jim]

Yes I liked grilled spam but haven't had any for years.

[Andy]

We used to get served up spam fritters at primary school, with a charming sprig of parsley on top. Had he been there I'm sure Mr Oliver would cry genuine-and-in-no-way-put-on-for-the-cameras-no-siree tears of concern at the appalling level of neglect being served to us, but I thought they were rather scrummy.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I remember fried spam for breakfast, crisp round the edges and juicy inside mmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Patti (baconater)]

I bought what I thought was tinned ham here.

Was spam. Not the same thing at all. :(

[Jud]

Simon (Highwayman) wrote: "The tag has been really rubbish since amazon bought Goodreads. Hardly anything gets on it but please still use it. Let me check how much it gas been used this month....."

Really? but I always use the tag and never buy stuff through goodreads itself

[Will]

I'm going to spam m blog.

It needs some loving.

http://wp.me/p1NaEc-5y

[Patti (baconater)]

Needs more commas.

[Jud]

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

is that enough?

[Simon (Highwayman)]

£3 so far on the tag this month....

[Simon (Highwayman)]

The Scottish meeting might have to do without the haggis vol au vents

[Simon (Highwayman)]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Haggis-Recipe...

[Will]

Yuk.

[Jud]

Vegetarian haggis is scrummy

[Patti (baconater)]

Aka salad?

[Jud]

I think it was mostly oat based and speaking of oat based foods, I love scurly mmm... I believe I have expressed my love of it before on this group

[Patti (baconater)]

What's scurly?

[Rosemary (grooving with the Picts)]

Skirlie - http://www.scottishrecipes.co.uk/skir...

I'll forgive Jud's spelling as she is not a native :)

Sometimes I add a little chopped fresh chilli and coriander mmmm

[Rosemary (grooving with the Picts)]

And haggis is just like a big fat sausage, and at least honest about what goes into it!

[Will]

Jud (Disney Diva) wrote: "Vegetarian haggis is scrummy"

Where can you get it?

[Patti (baconater)]

Is the oatmeal dry or cooked before frying?

[Rosemary (grooving with the Picts)]

Will wrote: "Jud (Disney Diva) wrote: "Vegetarian haggis is scrummy"

Where can you get it?"

http://www.haggisuk.co.uk/shop/haggis...
Macsweens is the best. I suspect further south you can only get it in supermarkets around Burns Night/St Andrews Day, though they list their suppliers as all the majors.
Can't beat the concept of canape haggis really can you.

Patti - it's dry oatmeal (so it soaks up the fat yum yum)

[Philip (sarah)]

Not a great fan of haggis but I did make small haggis spring rolls using filo pastry, served them with a Drambuie sauce one Hogmany. From what I remember(not much) they went down well and stayed down!

[Andy]

I love the haggis, and pretty much all offel to be honest. If you're going to inconvenience an animal by eating it, it seems a bit impolite to be fussy about which part you're going to griddle.

[Lynne (Tigger's Mum)]

My daughter's school was a bit posh, but every Monday they had 'Pig meat and beetroot'. I told her pig meat is called pork, no mother its Pig meat!
One day I asked what the pig meat was exactly and the cut glass reply was 'Oh my dear its not pig meat its PinK meat'. So posh spam is Pink Meat.

[Andy]

Rosemary wrote: "https://www.smashwords.com/books/view....."

Macsweens is always on the shelf in my local branch of Waitrose (Northampton).