Using only whats in the room

[Ben]

Not sure if anyone has posted this before.

Using only whats in the room you are currently in, how would you prepare for the undead?

I'm sat in the break room at work so im dead. 6 chairs, a couple of tables, blunt butter knifes and a coca cola machine. Sure I've got drinks and alittle food but weapon wise it's over for me, unless I create a table fort.

[Jim]

Take the legs off the table or the chairs and you've got yourself a bludgen. If they aren't thick enough, use your belt or shirt sleeve to tie several together. when the zombies enter the room, shake up the sodas to spray in their eyes. Maybe you can confuse them enough to make it to the supply closet where you can grab a stapler and letter opener.

[Ben]

Not a bad idea Jim. What about using stuff in the room you are in?

[Randy]

I don't even have a bedroom door any more. My new wheelchair was too wide. Too many windows to board up. I'm dead.

Maybe if I add a few Gatling guns to my wheelchair? It can turn on a dime.

The local Albertson's doesn't have the big display windows up front. It would be the perfect place to go. Just block up the entrance with a bunch of interlaced carts, and nobody is getting through. Plus, all that stored food and water. I just need to get that half-mile in my wheelchair.

[Elizabeth, Zombies! Mod]

I'm in the living room, so death might be imminent. No table fort for me :( However, I DO have some fireplace tools, which should kill a few zoms. I could also beat them over the head with my printer. Or at least one of them - it's a big one, so I doubt I could lift it a second time. I have a bunch of DVDs - those will go on the floor as a slippery obstacle. I also have LEGO, but I doubt it will have the same effect on zombie feet as it does on mine.
I can barricade myself in to some extent using my wall unit and the couches, but the way the house is set up, they could put a good deal of pressure on them by piling up from behind.
Sadly, I will die of thirst in short order - there's not a drop to drink. I guess I'd better start stashing water bottles around the house. And MREs. And weapons.

[Elizabeth, Zombies! Mod]

Randy wrote: "I don't even have a bedroom door any more. My new wheelchair was too wide. Too many windows to board up. I'm dead.

Maybe if I add a few Gatling guns to my wheelchair? It can turn on a dime.

"

Please, please please - can we do this? Spider legs AND weapons. Hat optional. I need you on my zombie-killing team.

http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Dr._Ar...

[Randy]

Elizabeth wrote: " Spider legs AND weapons. Hat optional. I need you on my zombie-killing team."

And at least a few of these:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNPJMk...

[Elizabeth, Zombies! Mod]

YES! Those are amazing.

[Jim]

Ben wrote: "Not a bad idea Jim. What about using stuff in the room you are in?"

I can jam their throats with 3 year old gumballs so they aren't capable of biting me.. Then I can impale them through the eyes with the two jacklopes on my wall. Then I can club them over the heads with the second volume of "The Occupational Environment" which at just under 1000 pages of 8 1/2 x 11 power should dent a few skulls.

[Alisha]

I am in my living room. I'd use the finger nail polish remover, candle, and craft laquer on my coffee table to burn some zombies up, and id use my oscillating fan to burn those bad boys up. Then I would leave the candle to refresh the smell of my living room. I'd use the TV tray as a battle shield and grab my copy of "zombie apocalypse survival guide" from my bookshelf. If I was going to get trapped on the roof I'd also grab some DVDs and create a reflective surface for airplanes and hot air balloons to come rescue me.

[Glyn]

I'm in the man cave. I'd be forced to bludgeon the poor undead with a 40" TV, or break the legs off the coffee table. I could use the table top as a shied to deflect biting teeth, and use the legs as small spears. I also have a couple of decorative swords. Probably won't help much, they aren't live blades. I could use the X-box to crush a skull or two, but my 10 year old would die if I broke his x-box.

[*Suzy (ereaderuser)*]

I'm in my main living room / dining area /kitchen. An all in one open space. I have 2 guns and one of those huge, heavy police flashlights which I could use to crack some skulls with. Also have the fireplace tools which might help. The area has a spiral staircase that I could run around and avoid getting trapped. And the space is two levels and I'm thinking they wouldn't be able to navigate a step very easily. So I can get them when they fall. This is all wishful thinking of course.

[Elizabeth, Zombies! Mod]

I think we're all heading to your place, then, Suzy. The rest of us are toast. I'll bring my LEGO.

[Ben]

Lego! Hell yes! The perfect thing to pass the time once the power goes out haha.

[Beau]

I'm in my office. My only option would be to throw my laptop at them, then climb out of the window. I'd take the extension cord with me, because you never know when a length of cable might be useful.

[Loretta]

I am currently in my bedroom. I don't think I have anything that could be used as a weapon. I could heave over my bookshelf and crush a few zombies but I think it would better serve as a barricade.
I have two options. Hunker down for a few days living off the chocolate bars stashed in my room along with my sole bottle of water or I could escape out the window (after painfully prying off the fly screen) and take with me the heaviest item in my room which I can carry which would be my Playstation. I'm screwed!

[Ed]

I have a small plastic rubbish bin, 2 empty beer bottles and an iPod. I think I'm in trouble.

[Beau]

I've got a fire-blanket, and some good quality fireplace tools. Better than nothing, I suppose.