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Monika wrote: "As he rolls his eyes at me"No. As I bat my irresistibly sexy and hunky, manly eyelashes at hot guys.
Preston wrote: "No. As I bat my irresistibly sexy and hunky, manly eyelashes at hot guys."
Thank you Preston for making me smile.
You wish. It's me they're after. If only I could help you see the error of your ways.
You guys help make life more fun. LOL
Lori wrote: "You guys help make life more fun. LOL"They do don't they? LOL
Roger wrote: "A gross = a dozen dozen, or 144 somethingsA ream = 480 identical somethings (except 'they' now made it 500)
.25 of a ream = 120 identical somethings…
which is odd when you consider a 'small gross..."
That's all very interesting Roger, but what exactly is a gross baker's dozen?
[Have fun with that one]
Rick wrote: "Roger wrote: "A gross = a dozen dozen, or 144 somethingsA ream = 480 identical somethings (except 'they' now made it 500)
.25 of a ream = 120 identical somethings…
which is odd when you consider ..."
A gross baker's dozen? What else could that be but:
13 cock and ball shaped: cakes, cookies, pastries, etc., with white vanilla cream >ahem!< icing at the tip, and black or dark brown icing curlicues all over the balls and around the base of the dick.
>snicker<
I have intimate experience with the cakes since I was the designated icing maker in the various colors (colours for the across-the-pond folks) required, while my late partner baked, molded, and delicately decorated them for (obviously) gay birthday and other parties.
Eric
Eric Alan wrote: "A gross baker's dozen? What else could that be but: 13 cock and ball shaped: cakes, cookies, pastries, etc., with white vanilla cream >ahem!< icing at the tip, and black or dark brown icing curlicues all over the balls and around the base of the dick.>snicker<"
Great! Now I have to go buy some donuts. Thanks for igniting my appatite for delicious pastries. ;)
If only I could get members to write all their complaints in the Complaint Department it would solve all the world's problems except how to get tape off a roll if it doesn't have a tab. There are hundreds and even more annoying and even horrible things going on in our lives and this world and yet none of them are worthy of sharing with your fellow members? Yes we can do it! Complain in any topic or the main topic and save the planet!
if i could only cave someone's nose in for not understanding that i dont wanna talk. too harsh?
Not at all, Camille. Being harsh is simply the post-modern way. I don't think there is enough harshness in this world of ours… :-))
If I could only teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.
That and slowly posting into each thread. I do get a lot of anxiety.
I took a class to master it. If I could only not repeat myself.
Yet there is humor in repetition.
(@Roger, I been skimming through some -isms lately. I guess we are no longer post-modernism. Nor post-post modernism. I never really believed in post-post... redundant.
If I could only remember the name of the ism. Something about digital performance - ism.
That and slowly posting into each thread. I do get a lot of anxiety.
I took a class to master it. If I could only not repeat myself.
Yet there is humor in repetition.
(@Roger, I been skimming through some -isms lately. I guess we are no longer post-modernism. Nor post-post modernism. I never really believed in post-post... redundant.
If I could only remember the name of the ism. Something about digital performance - ism.
... have Anderson Cooper’s babies. 😹😹This 🤭 ... this IS history 😼 ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsgnP...
Rick wrote: "... have Anderson Cooper’s babies. 😹😹This 🤭 ... this IS history 😼 ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsgnP..."
Oh my, to borrow a term. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If only I could help my best friend when he gets bullied.
I came across these websites they might have some advice? I am sorry your friend is having to go through this.
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Oh. Quite. How amusing."
As he rolls his eyes at me.