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[Preston, Moderator]

Ireland you go to Greenland cuz you like green,

[Preston, Moderator]

Greenland move over in your seas of aquamarine.

[Preston, Moderator]

Wales you go to France,

[Preston, Moderator]

You sots all like to dance.

[Preston, Moderator]

Scotland time to fall into the sea,

[Preston, Moderator]

The fish will certify your autopsy.

[Preston, Moderator]

England stay your middle ground,

[Preston, Moderator]

elbow room may be where happiness is found.

[Roger]

The world has to madness been driven

[Roger]

With both Cons and Labs so badly riven,

[Roger]

Public confidence is pricked like a burst bubble

[Roger]

As our unwritten constitution collapses in rubble.

[Roger]

But never fear, we'll soon be finding

[Roger]

At the edge of the clouds is a silver lining:

[Roger]

We can always thrown Donald out—

[Roger]

But you're stuck with the lout :-))

[Preston, Moderator]

But for lessons on email that's exemplary,

[Preston, Moderator]

we can always count on Hilary.

[Roger]

It seems strange to think how close is America's fate

[Roger]

Because it isn't very far off, that November 8.

[Roger]

Will Clinton be the clincher?

[Roger]

Will Don trump her, or be the flincher?

[Roger]

But at the moment its all a moot point…

[Roger]

For it's still presumptive who will rule the joint.

[Preston, Moderator]

It it so shameful to have half the land,

[Preston, Moderator]

Placed in the devil's hoof disguised as Donald's hand.

[Preston, Moderator]

I never thought I'd live to see such a farce,

[Preston, Moderator]

To have half my nation bow down to an arse.

[Preston, Moderator]

This is a year I don't care to remember,

[Preston, Moderator]

To have a Fall so cold as this November.

[Roger]

You have your vote, you'll have to flex it,

[Roger]

Which is more than I had when it came to Brexit.

[Roger]

So now that everything is going straight down the drain

[Roger]

It's terrible that what's happened sounds like a breakfast grain.

[Preston, Moderator]

Straight down the drain will clean your pipes,

[Preston, Moderator]

Clean out your sink and shine with wipes.

[Preston, Moderator]

I bought a can of Liquid Plumber®,

[Preston, Moderator]

The can was empty what a bummer.

[Preston, Moderator]

I was hoping for a man handy with a pipe,

[Preston, Moderator]

Who was a hottie of the hunky gay type.

[Boone]

instead all I saw was sweaty plumber's crack

[Preston, Moderator]

The smell of plumbing sewage is such an aphrodisiac.

[Boone]

He hurriedly stood and pulled up his pants.

[Preston, Moderator]

so no one would know he had butt implants.

[Preston, Moderator]

which he got to get sexier with enhanced ass cheeks.

[Boone]

at which all the desperate housewives would take surreptitious peeks

[Boone]

He strode out the door and jumped in his Ford Transit

[Preston, Moderator]

which for any tradesman is an exquisite requisite and good fit.

[Preston, Moderator]

of course hanging from his mirror were furry dice.

[Boone]

Sitting in his van he thought, "A quick roll in the hay might be nice"