The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 4,751-4,800 of 5,070

[Roger]

The Swiss enjoy cakes shaped like a funnel,

[Roger]

Which is as well, since they just opened a new tunnel.

[Preston, Moderator]

They tunneled a bullet train from Berlin to Rome,

[Preston, Moderator]

It's powered by nuclear styrofoam.

[Preston, Moderator]

In addition to Swiss chocolate candies,

[Preston, Moderator]

You get a free holes from emmental cheese.

[Roger]

If you want to take an Emmental from the rear

[Roger]

Simply goose it with a chunk of Gruyere.

[Roger]

If you want a creamy taste and God wills it,

[Roger]

Stuff your mouth with a length of Tilsit.

[Preston, Moderator]

Pardon me but I prefer aged cheddar,

[Preston, Moderator]

It's got a bite that makes it better.

[Preston, Moderator]

If you look to top a grilled hamburger,

[Preston, Moderator]

try some stinky German Limburger.

[Bethany]

A burger made from stinky Germans?

[Preston, Moderator]

If you think you could do better,

[Preston, Moderator]

Make a Greek salad with some feta.

[Bethany]

I'll pass, but thanks for the unique diversions.

[Preston, Moderator]

If your diet allows none of these,

[Preston, Moderator]

just have some fruit and cottage cheese.

[Roger]

Sunday I had some cream cheese topped by tomato*


*Please note: American pronunciation for the rhyme

[Roger]

Which was much nicer than the waffle made from potato.

[Roger]

But if you crave a taste that brings it all back,

[Roger]

Nothing tops it like Monterey Jack.

[Preston, Moderator]

Monterey Jack was the greatest surfer dude,

[Preston, Moderator]

Jack had great verisimilitude.

[Preston, Moderator]

But all his experience was just drinking shipboard,

[Preston, Moderator]

Like The Beach Boys he'd never been on a surfboard.

[Preston, Moderator]

Jack had the same press agent as Justin Beiber which was great,

[Preston, Moderator]

Because when the news came out Jack could surf and Bieber was straight.

[Roger]

Justin Bieber

[Roger]

Had a fever

[Roger]

All on a summer's night.

[Roger]

He rocks, Man… right?

[Preston, Moderator]

Does he rock or does he roll?

[Preston, Moderator]

Or did he fall down the manhole.

[Preston, Moderator]

Down the manhole and into the sewer,

[Preston, Moderator]

Was he righteous or a wrongdoer?

[Roger]

No indeed, in fact he was a real thrower,

[Roger]

Hot or cold, he was a terrific blower.

[Roger]

In everything he was so in vogue,

[Roger]

Which was why they called him "Rogue."

[Preston, Moderator]

Where gays were attacked and treated like prey

[Preston, Moderator]

Rogue was the first to lead the foray

[Preston, Moderator]

He was so so tough he protected us all,

[Preston, Moderator]

Where there was trouble he was like a stone wall.

[Preston, Moderator]

That is why we are so happy today,

[Preston, Moderator]

Rogue is here so we're happy and gay.

[Preston, Moderator]

So go to June Pride Marches and party like it's 1985,

[Preston, Moderator]

Fear nothing, thanks to Rogue even Gloria Gaynor will survive.