The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 4,401-4,450 of 5,070

[Roger]

Armed with 2.2s and feathers in our hats,

[Roger]

And then worn out, up in the barn on the loose hay

[Roger]

In each others' arms, ready for a quick lay.

[Roger]

Back in those hazy summer days he was my steady one,

[Roger]

My very bestest friend, quiet, lilting Edwyn.

[Preston, Moderator]

Is Edwyn anything like actor Ed Wynn?

[Preston, Moderator]

Ed Wynn can be funny,

[Preston, Moderator]

Like politicians in Albany.

[Preston, Moderator]

They laugh in your face,

[Preston, Moderator]

it's an utter disgrace.

[Preston, Moderator]

like that evil donkey rump,

[Preston, Moderator]

named Donald Grump.

[Preston, Moderator]

He's the republican star that's arisen

[Preston, Moderator]

to put women in prison.

[Preston, Moderator]

If he keeps talking like that,

[Preston, Moderator]

He'll be a great plutocrat.

[Preston, Moderator]

Not ruling with the rich and the fortunate.

[Preston, Moderator]

I mean a ruler of Pluto the former planet

[Roger]

I don't like Plutocrats,

[Roger]

I much prefer Aristocrats,

[Roger]

The people of Aristo

[Roger]

Prefer the taste of Bisto®

[Roger]

It's savory, the opposite of honey,

[Roger]

Which they love too: it rhymes with money.

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scorn the Golden Calf Trump ignores: for the Golden Coif he adores.

[Preston, Moderator]

Hearing Donald Grump talking makes me wish for dinosaurs,

[Preston, Moderator]

To snap him up and toss him so high he soars,

[Preston, Moderator]

up in the air and comes down in a crowd of carnivores.

[Preston, Moderator]

and they are so big and he is so small,

[Preston, Moderator]

he's gets eaten cuz he landed on the wrong side or his border wall.

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Yes it's a wonder he is worth our words at all

[Roger]

Thank goodness we don't have Donald Trump,

[Roger]

He went back your way after making Scotland a dump.

[Roger]

The first Laird-ey, Mrs, Sturgeon

[Roger]

Allowed his ideas to burgeon—

[Roger]

Ah, not fair. Actually it was Mr Salmond,

[Roger]

A "Tainted Love', just like Marc Almond.

[Preston, Moderator]

Ah yes author Theodore Sturgeon,

[Preston, Moderator]

He was no curmudgeon,

[Preston, Moderator]

My books aren't stuffy,

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in fact I wrote a story titled Fluffy.

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It's one of my tales that adorn,

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my book entitled E Pluribus Unicorn.

[Preston, Moderator]

So put away that cyberporn,

[Preston, Moderator]

and get yourself a bowl of popcorn

[Preston, Moderator]

Stop reading that stuff that is shoddy,

[Preston, Moderator]

Instead read my book I named Godbody

[Preston, Moderator]

No it's not about a porn star!

[Preston, Moderator]

It's about a messiah superstar.

[Preston, Moderator]

Well it will take a lot more urgin'