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The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words)
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Preston, Moderator
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Mar 25, 2016 09:19AM
Now if he wants to get laid,
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Someone has got to get paid.
He could get plastic surgery under the knife,
Until then he'll have to mate with old, wrinkled wife.
Better than getting into bed with Trump,
That'd be enough to give anyone the hump.
Never say no to Donald Billionaire,
Who wouldn't want to have sex with that hair?
There's too much of it, makes you want to whop it,
For goodness sakes, it makes him look like Muppet.
People believe that Donald the bigwig
Is actually bald and wearing a big wig.
I'd rather rhyme about anything but
him so what is the scuttlebutt?
Scuttlebutt… Well, I didn't even have to beg
My cousin Wendy brought us a big Easter egg,
Inside was a nest of entirely edible straw
An entire nest of delicious cream eggs
Tasty and strong enough to knock you off your legs.
Wendy is a very nice gal,
An excellent cousin and a pal.
Does Wendy still know how to fly,
with peter pan way up in the sky?
Which way do they go when they take flight?
Peter tells her towards the second star to the right.
She cares for the lost boys who one way or another,
Insist that Wendy must become their mother.
But in the end Wendy goes home,
saying see ya later boys, goodbye, shalom!
Wendy's brother is also my cousin, Christopher Robin
When we were six we went a-bob-bob-bobbin'
Actually his name is Christopher Barlow
Born adjacent to Solihull's Barley Mow
A public house sadly long gone, replaced by a mess
Of sweeping highways, made in the name of progress.
His hair was blonder than Jean Harlow
His dreams were really far reaching,
He dreamed of britches he was breaching.
And when he was finished with his dreaming,
It was like dairy lands, something was creaming.
He was the best of sons of uncles and aunts,
unless he got too near a guys pants.
Yep the boy was really randy,
but most of all he was really handy.
Those were the days, down next the dairy,
With loose short pants, feeling so airy.
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