The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 4,301-4,350 of 5,070

[Roger]

You'd never need to shop again for brandy!

[Roger]

I'd think that was just dandy

[Roger]

To sing the refrain: "Fly me, I'm Mandy."

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Mandy better be a man,

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Otherwise I don't give a damn.

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If I'm the club a mile high,

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My partner has got to be a guy.

[Roger]

I thought he sang, "I'm Andy,'

[Roger]

Which would be just fine and dandy

[Roger]

As he hands around the airline's treats

[Roger]

And sets up some future meets.

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The 500 meter run

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is a lot of fun

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you get to go to meets

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not fun if you face defeats

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Meet Olympic runners,

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Who are foreigners.

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But you build a big wall

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if there's a stupid screwball

[Preston, Moderator]

Like the evil asshat Donald Trump,

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wall him in and kick his rump.

[Preston, Moderator]

This Complaint group has class

[Preston, Moderator]

So I wrote rump instead of ass.

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But if you do see Donald, duck!

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because he'll smear you with muck.

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I never thought this country was so bad

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it would consider a fooker like that cad.

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It's so freaking embarrassing

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He'd get a party's endorsing

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him the top office in the land.

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I thought this was America not Der Fatherland.

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Put a mustache on him and send him to Deutschland

[Preston, Moderator]

It must Donald the Nazi's homeland.

[Preston, Moderator]

Now on the lighter side,

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Bill Clinton's lovely bride,

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Wants to take the country on a ride.

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When all is said and done,

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She'd like that ride to be on Air Force One.

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That's alright with me,

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It's not a place that I would like to be.

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I wonder if because Bill's her spouse,

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He'd have to move from Harlem to the White House?

[Roger]

He'd be the First Gent in the land

[Roger]

A bit strange, but he's an old hand,

[Roger]

Definitely, for that, no cigars

[Roger]

So long as he keeps his hand off ars…

[Roger]

gratia artis. He may say it's all for art

[Roger]

But as the nation's First Gent he'll have to do his part.

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I don't think sex will lead to his ruin.

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He's now got more wrinkles than a dried up old prune.