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The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words)
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Preston, Moderator
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Mar 19, 2016 01:32AM
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Whenever someone changes FRESHLY CLICKED
At the stroke of a pen into FRESHLY DICKED
It's hauling the bags around
that gets me falling to the ground
All the time my grocery cart's wheels go round,
I'm wishing I was home with my beauteous foxhound.
Oh I forgot he is a fox terrier,
Well add foxhounds too, the more the merrier.
I'm sure your fox terrier isn't so meek
Every visitor while chasing the posties's feet.
There's no limb that's beyond the pale,
Which explains your general lack of mail. :)
He's knocking on the back door,
which means he don't wanna be outside no more.
He's a smartie who really rocks.
He could open the fridge and fill his tum.
He might also be able to drive the car (as I have seen)
To do the grocery shopping and vacuum the house clean.
I think that would save you a lot of slog,
If I only had a bigger dog.
Why drive when I can use a cab?
Except hacks sometime like to gab.
While shop in a grocery store?
When online shopping isn't such a bore.
Why should I vacuum the house?
When I can just look at the dirt and grouse?
Because if it doesn't rain.
I'll need that dirty reason to complain.
You all know I like to vent.
Which is why I'm in the Complaint Department.
And think, if you had a Saint Bernard handy
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