The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 4,151-4,200 of 5,070

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Moses supposes,

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his toes are roses.

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Just checking in case,

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you put your feet in the vase.

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Apologies on lyrics to homofabulous Danny Kaye

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Oops. Not rainbow Kaye, it was by his co-star who wasn't gay,

Lyrics by Gene Kelly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0Ddo...
for a repeat treat of this great scene!

[Roger]

I always loved Moses supposes his toesies are roses

[Roger]

It's energetic and clever around the expert who poses

[Roger]

The tongue-twisters

[Roger]

Like lip blisters

[Roger]

And lays it on with a trowel

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From Aa to Y, every vowel.

[Preston, Moderator]

and to be constant

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every consonant.

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but not every number

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for that would cause slumber.

[Roger]

Which for such a lively movie would be a pain

[Roger]

Or send everyone out singing in the rain.

[Roger]

For Gene and Donald and Debbie, no blubbing

[Roger]

For they were the guys who invented dubbing.

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But Bush and his nasty crew,

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claimed they invented double u.

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George W may seem sane

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compared to trump who is inhumane.

[Roger]

Yeah, but does he know the name of the game?

[Roger]

Today I thought I might go go-kartin'

[Roger]

Till I heard of the death of George Martin.

[Roger]

He did a lot for the world's peoples

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By giving shape and form to the Beatles.

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Yes the Beatles had to be shaped and formed,

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Then placed in the oven at 30º Celsius until warmed.

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Next place the cookie sheet on your bed,

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letting your dreams at night lovingly spread.

[Roger]

At Lambda I am feeling a touch bitter

[Roger]

I shall start a campaign on Twitter.

[Roger]

I will haul them in like a fish on a hook

[Roger]

When I expose their malfeasance on Facebook.

[Roger]

But then I think better while eating my ReadyBrek

[Roger]

That they just didn't really like Harry's Great Trek.

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I should have check this one-line hippodrome,

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before venting my Lambda sorrows on the two line poem.

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Would you like me to one of my rants?

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on why it's silly to cry over losing a dance?

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I've said it before and I'll say it again,

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the Lambada is not a proper award for men.

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You shake all about with stomachs touching,

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While drinking mojitos and taco chip munching.

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If you really want a Lambada thrill,

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jump on a ship and sail to Brazil.

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But for something much more groovy,