The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 4,101-4,150 of 5,070

[Roger]

Though I know not all enjoy his-her romance,

[Roger]

Indeed there are some call it all "pants."

[Preston, Moderator]

Did I tell you Josh and I have been talking?

[Preston, Moderator]

I told her I was up upset I was stalking,

[Preston, Moderator]

Where she said straight out I am a woman,

[Preston, Moderator]

Then I thought it had nothing to do with her acumen.

[Preston, Moderator]

Why should she have to advertise her gender?

[Preston, Moderator]

When a typical M/M lady is a pretender.

[Preston, Moderator]

I'm starting to think I can defend her,

[Preston, Moderator]

She's no different than any other offender.

[Preston, Moderator]

Why should anyone be forced to render

[Preston, Moderator]

their online name or writer's pseudonym's gender?

[Preston, Moderator]

Despite all our argumentative messages,

[Preston, Moderator]

We parted civilly without any grudges.

[Roger]

It's always best to be on good terms with a writer,

[Roger]

Especially if he-she is a big bad smiter.

[Roger]

Let's face it, you don't want to appear on the pages

[Roger]

A facsimile of yourself revealed to all for the ages.

[Roger]

So I would certainly keep on his-her good side

[Roger]

To stop him-her from taking your character for a ride. :)

[Preston, Moderator]

Thank goodness my canine

[Preston, Moderator]

did never malign,

[Preston, Moderator]

Nor chomp his canine biters,

[Preston, Moderator]

in the bottoms of Ridgemount writers.

[Preston, Moderator]

Else he might not be feeling so dandy

[Preston, Moderator]

knowing he's known worldwide as Zeke Candy.

[Roger]

I need to go on the hunt for protein,

[Roger]

Seeing as how it's already 8:19

[Roger]

So the Tesco car park is already filling,

[Roger]

And the happy shoppers milling,

[Roger]

Looking for foodie bargains, the go-getter

[Roger]

On the eternal hunt for nutritious provender.

[Roger]

In Tesco's Costa Coffee everyone's drinking a grande

[Roger]

I'll have to have one and give a toast to Zeke Candy.

[Preston, Moderator]

Provender rhymes with lavender

[Preston, Moderator]

So when you go to your vendor,

[Preston, Moderator]

Don't be a dope,

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buy lavender pope on a rope.

[Preston, Moderator]

Then when you shower,

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you'll smell like the flower,

[Preston, Moderator]

And as you may have guessed,

[Preston, Moderator]

you'll also be blessed.

[Preston, Moderator]

Time for me to hit the showers,

[Preston, Moderator]

I've been up for twenty-four hours.

[Preston, Moderator]

Oh wait it was less...

[Preston, Moderator]

Maybe not, I'm a mess.

[Roger]

I can smell flowers in my noses,

[Roger]

From Tesco I bought some roses.

[Roger]

They will brighten the Mothering Sunday table

[Roger]

When I serve the pork en croute as soon as I'm able.