The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 4,001-4,050 of 5,070

[Preston, Moderator]

I was only going to give him one spank,

[Preston, Moderator]

But Stanton came from the bookstore,

[Preston, Moderator]

he gave in to the cheeky lad's request for more.

[Preston, Moderator]

Confusing because he was upside down

[Preston, Moderator]

the boy said with a smile or was it a frown?

[Preston, Moderator]

well this is certain he said with a wink,

[Preston, Moderator]

Thank you mister now I feel in the pink.

[Rick]

I must protest and confess

[Rick]

My annoyance that this thread

[Rick]

Was not marked as Spoilers! Within,

[Rick]

As this talk of books yet to be read

[Rick]

Are filling me with a sense of boiling dread.

[Roger]

Never fear, O Reader Dear,

[Roger]

Nothing of import is revealed here.

[Roger]

Let nothing more be said

[Roger]

for Quintus is black and Rufio red.

[Roger]

Staton's stocking the shelves of his Castle Bookshop

[Roger]

With loads of books by Zack to keep local lads on the hop.

[Preston, Moderator]

I thought Quintus bet on the green?

[Preston, Moderator]

Or in his blue-blooded ways he bets aquamarine.

[Preston, Moderator]

Rufio no question does bet on the red,

[Preston, Moderator]

He wins every time 'cause he takes them to bed.

[Roger]

Of one thing you may be sure

[Roger]

There's one color that's never a lure,

[Roger]

And though Rufio would never to Scorpus be mean

[Roger]

There's no way he's ever going to back Green.

[Preston, Moderator]

For Rufio gladiators serve a purpose,

[Preston, Moderator]

Especially his cosy friend Scorpus.

[Preston, Moderator]

He's filed Scorpus on his Rolodex,

[Preston, Moderator]

Under S with his elite cards for muscleman Sex.

[Preston, Moderator]

So no matter the color of the winner's affiliation,

[Preston, Moderator]

Rufio can count the result as a win.

[Roger]

I'm laughing so much, I can't match your wit,

[Roger]

Yet I must because, as you know, tempus fugit.

[Roger]

For Quintus, he must make his poems more musculus

[Roger]

Get with it and stop relying on old Catullus,

[Roger]

Make his dactylic hexameters more lubriciously rude

[Roger]

For Rufio to illuminate something deliciously rude.

[Rick]

Oh come on, don't be such a prude

[Roger]

What!? You want something violently nude?

[Rick]

By which you mean simply crude.

[Roger]

Well I never, no one told me you are a prude.

:-)))))

[Roger]

I promise you, my middle name's Ermintrude,

[Roger]

I'm as clean-minded as my sister Gertrude.

[Roger]

But it's absolutely vital that you do not brood

[Roger]

Or allow a touch of smut to spoil the mood,

[Roger]

But if it has to be, I recommend Thai food.

[Roger]

For let us not ourselves delude,

[Roger]

If you eat Mexican, you're right royally screwed.

[Preston, Moderator]

No that was the boys with the Emperor nude,