The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 3,801-3,850 of 5,070

[Preston, Moderator]

Just don't eat the athlete's foot,

[Roger]

Or people will take you for a nut.

[Roger]

Now it's cold for breakfast it's muesli

[Roger]

And for lunch something nice with fusilli.

[Roger]

For dinner, though, I want to know what goes

[Roger]

With Al Fresco's Chicken Toes?

[Roger]

Something perhaps with a flavor that lingers…

[Roger]

Could it be Al Fresco's finger-lickin' fingers?

[Roger]

You know, like in the movie The Hitcher?

[Preston, Moderator]

Give me chicken toes and a pitcher,

[Preston, Moderator]

Of the Colonel's secret recipe,

[Preston, Moderator]

Only served at KFC

[Preston, Moderator]

Where everything's breaded so you can't see,

[Preston, Moderator]

What's inside Al Fresco's conspiracy

[Roger]

Just what it is you're eating

[Roger]

Or who it is you hope you're meeting.

[Roger]

Many a romance has burgeoned over a nugget

[Preston, Moderator]

Listen closely, come near and hear,

[Roger]

Though to eat one you need to be rugged.

[Roger]

For preference, however, I'd go for a Big Mac…

[Preston, Moderator]

I'd go for a Big Mac or a Big Tom, Big Dick, or Big Harry,

[Preston, Moderator]

But I gotta tell you boys and girls it's Dick that's so extraordinary.

[Preston, Moderator]

Big guys are over 6 feet tall,

[Preston, Moderator]

but Big Dick is only 9 inches small!

[Preston, Moderator]

That doesn't seem so big to me…

[Preston, Moderator]

Oops I didn't rhyme with Roger's line so I'm a Big Dummy.

[Roger]

I know! I'm gonna tell your mummy.

[Roger]

I expect she'll put you over her knee

[Roger]

And give you a spank or three.

[Roger]

But there is something else that I know…

[Roger]

In the next chapter it's a mummy gets young Rufio,

[Roger]

Which gives Quintus a chance to be a hero…

[Rick]

Foul! I acry like a trembling Nero

[Rick]

There was no warning that spoilers there would be

[Rick]

For any casual reader to see

[Roger]

Ha ha, dear reader fear not

[Roger]

I'm known for talking a load of rot!

[Preston, Moderator]

Also known for writing a lot,

[Preston, Moderator]

and even including a bit of a plot.

[Preston, Moderator]

Of course the books all get raves,

[Preston, Moderator]

They even stand a Ghost of a chance up against Graves.

[Preston, Moderator]

For at midnight in the cemetery,

[Preston, Moderator]

Things can get more than a bit hairy.

[Preston, Moderator]

So the next time you choose a book…

[Roger]

You could do worse than give one of mine a look.

[Roger]

But it seems I misread my good luck rune,

[Roger]

For the M/M Best Book went to TJ Klune.

[Roger]

Never mind, I have no fear…

[Roger]

There's always next year.

[Roger]

Otherwise I'll give it up and become a trucker…