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[Roger]

She even smiles, for who doesn't like a jockey?

[Preston, Moderator]

Sumo wrestlers don't, they like their men stocky

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When their showing off and feeling cocky,

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Riding off into the sunset on a Kawasaki.

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Except after a meal of sukiyaki,

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Followed by too many cups of hot saki.

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Alas sumo wrestlers aren't into racing,

[Roger]

Not surprising, since it's so very bracing.

[Roger]

As you know, they don't like it, the Japanese,

[Roger]

Because all that fresh air makes them sneeze.

[Roger]

But they have one thing going for them, my dear,

[Roger]

They're well ahead of us all with the New Year.

[Roger]

So while I've yet to resolve anything, they've already broken theirs

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Yes you are right it is always others who errs.

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I have never done anything wrong.

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I fit perfectly into a thong.

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Everything I do is perfection.

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Which is why I'm piled high with affection.

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It's piled so dense it hard to get out.

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I have to circle thrice through the roundabout.

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Isn't wonderful to be so adored?

[Roger]

Indeed it is, in fact I'm floored

[Roger]

To think how perfectly wonderful you are,

[Roger]

And just how far you have raised the bar

[Roger]

The rest of us have to jump over :)

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You are more precious than the White Cliffs of Dover.

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You are historian, cartographer, writer and chef,

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You are so impartial you're always the ref.

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You are so brilliant your light up the day

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You are so admired your loved by the Tasaday.

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As your American representative I am obligated,

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Your greatness is celebrated.

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Your fame must be proliferated.

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Else as your PR guy I won't be compensated.

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So as Fred Astaire once sang Your The Tops!

[Roger]

Golly gosh!, he splutters over his CocoPops,

[Roger]

That's a lot to take in of a Saturday morn

[Roger]

Especially as today I'm feeling torn

[Roger]

Between the eternal hunt for fresh provender

[Roger]

And writing yet another good chapter.

[Roger]

But if we don't get our butts to Tesco

[Roger]

We'll end up having to eat Al Fresco.

[Roger]

Though, as Oli said, Al isn't really that tasty

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Ah now let us not be hasty.

[Preston, Moderator]

After you remove the dross,

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Chicken toes with Al's Fresco Sauce

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Is a yummy meal that's festive,

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And it's highly digestive.

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So don't turn up your nose

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At Al Fresco's Chicken Toes.