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[Roger]

But no matter how often I get on my knees

[Roger]

We're not warm enough here to grow palm trees.

[Roger]

Instead it's shivery to wear Tweed from Harris

[Roger]

No matter what they've decided in Paris.

[Roger]

I say, "Bring it on," I like to be warm

[Preston, Moderator]

Warming is part of EU reform.

[Preston, Moderator]

French sun from la Côte d'Azur

[Preston, Moderator]

Hotter than a Greek masseur.

[Preston, Moderator]

Will be shipped to England

[Preston, Moderator]

But you'll be disciplined

[Preston, Moderator]

By the dom Brüno Gmunder.

[Roger]

In which case I shall proceed as stated hereunder:

[Roger]

By hook and by crook

[Roger]

I'll write the damned book

[Roger]

And relate all the things that they did

[Roger]

While resting on top of the pyramid,

[Roger]

And if that doesn't get things going

[Roger]

I'll leap in a Nile boat and get rowing.

[Roger]

Shall I compare thee to a lotus flower?

[Preston, Moderator]

If you did I'd stare and glower.

[Preston, Moderator]

Cuz as I sit here all lumpy,

[Preston, Moderator]

I often get a bit grumpy.

[Preston, Moderator]

If I don't take my pills,

[Preston, Moderator]

that cure my cantankerous ills.

[Preston, Moderator]

I wish for pills anti-billious,

[Preston, Moderator]

So I could be more punctilious.

[Roger]

Promptness, you know, is overrated

[Roger]

For reasons I've often stated.

[Roger]

They say the early bird catches the worm,

[Roger]

But birds like seed – worms make them squirm

[Roger]

And give them violent dyspepsia

[Preston, Moderator]

Upset tummy? I recommend a sip of manzanilla

[Preston, Moderator]

They give me dyspepsia too.

[Preston, Moderator]

Worms? I rather eat zombie stew!

[Preston, Moderator]

At least zombies taste undead.

[Roger]

There's a zombie cookbook to be read,

[Roger]

I feel sure of that

[Roger]

Eyes of toad and wing of bat

[Roger]

Is the kind of healthy diet

[Roger]

To kick off a zombie riot.

[Roger]

Just watch out for inevitable indigestion…

[Preston, Moderator]

It's just a suggestion

[Preston, Moderator]

but if someone is going

[Preston, Moderator]

to make a big showing

[Preston, Moderator]

with a zombie cookbook

[Preston, Moderator]

Just write culinary gobbledygook,

[Preston, Moderator]

And line your pockets with cash

[Roger]

Good idea! I don't think it rash

[Roger]

Cuz everyone's all over the undead,

[Roger]

Loves reading about them in bed