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The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words)
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Preston, Moderator
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Dec 04, 2015 02:55AM
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Line 3611 should have rhymed with 2610
Or else it's just like the 2-line poem again.
Rhyming couplets on one line or two,
Is the same thing spaced like hitherto
Now try to rhyme with this line kind bard,
Well, I certainly can, it's not so hard.
And the game is so much fun
Not really, just wanted to sound cheery,
Well, that's so much better than being leery.
It's Saturday shopping and the wind is blowing a gale…
Watch out that gal;e doesn't blow in a whale!
Why is the wicked wind out to get you?
I don't know, but trust me it just blew and blew.
But fortunately it never blew the house down.
Mother Nature had a nervous breakdown.
December 7th Pearl Harbor Day
It's also my my mothers birthday.
It's traditional on this day to make,
A scrumptiously wondrous many-layered Birthday Cake!
I have a recipe for a Limoncello cake of six layers,
ingredients are from only the finest purveyors.
Once I made this cake with an added layer seven,
But Seven of Nine ate it to make the cake even.
The captain got angry—the other one, not Jean Luc Picard.
They told him he was over the limit on his MasterCard™
He wanted to buy a present for Commander Ryker
A big ole Harley cuz William was a Biker
Now Jean Luc can't get anything cuz he's broke,
He's sad because he thinks life's just a joke,
But never fear, at the last instant, here comes Janeway.
Janeway the discount, discount store,
Prices so low w/gifts galore.
With the holiday shopping savings,
You'll hear Tesco's angry ravings!
Going shopping? go Janeway!
If it weren't for them selling stollen,
Which keeps you warm till spring's sweet pollen,
The harbinger of another fine summer.
While winter remains a bummer.
Still spring might bring hope,
So perhaps before summer we'll cope.
I'd glad about global warming
Except for Hellish apocalyptic horsemen swarming,
Making even heteros flaming,
It's not Satan we're blaming,
We blame US congressional Republican's who think
Climate change can be wished away in a blink.
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