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The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words)
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(last edited Aug 31, 2013 01:18AM)
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Aug 31, 2013 01:17AM
Hans was feeling lonely all alone and undead,
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Like a cruelly ignored Proust, completely unread,
he prowled the cavernous wastes—poor Hans;
searching for zombie Dave, who was one of his fans.
Wait, that ear belongs to Hans!
And there's his nose and I found his hands.
Dave is falling all to pieces,
Is this how a zombie stripteases?
So, there it is, a sad tale of the undead
Not quite like any other you've read.
This is the story soon to be in verse. Bingo Billy and Sammy Salami were gay for you, coming of age with an angsty coming out as friends to lovers those two, a big, kind hearted, faithful hunk of man and an adorably cute and sassy little guy plus several other M/M tropes and devices who had a BIG MISUNDERSTANDING.
Sammy thought could this really work out?
Billy just went to a corner to pout.
While Sammy made a beeline for the landing
And that's when he saw the Big Misunderstanding.
Off to his homestead went Sammy
To get some advice from his mammy
Much angstier was the fate of poor Billy
Silly boy he sat crying willy-nilly.
[we are turning this into the two line poem —good for us]
Fortuna drove them further apart,
and gave both Sammy and Billy each a broken heart.
Each part of each heart, by way of mitosis
found a new partner and both were bicurious
Curiouser and curiouser until they were keen on it,
then went at it with passion like Goodman on clarinet.
Wild and frenzied they claimed each other so passionate,
To make the cover of GQ, a real fashion-plate.
Never saw a GQ cover with male on male sex,
Though if they did sales figures would be googolplex.
I'm not sure GQ considers nakedness fashion.
Anymore then they'd think decor's a whoopee cushion.
We should ask Oliver because he is always right,
Perhaps if Ab Boy Boyd asks Oli won't bite.
Oh but I bought his book for our current contest...
Simply, Preston, because you're the best.
Gee, Preston can buy off people cheaply. All he does is buy a Zack book to give away in a contest and all of a sudden your telling Preston he's the best. Of course you didn't say what he was best at so he could just be the best at giving cheap flattery. No wait, I am the best at cheap flattery! >laughing<
Hugs and kisses with much blandishing from your favorite Boyd
(I'm counting on the fact that I'm the only Boyd you know :)
Indeed, Boyd, the only Boyd before whom I bow ;)
Time heals all wounds or else you die so Sammy and Billy forgot all about the Big Misunderstanding and had been going at it like muscular bunny rabbits while the Co-mod's blandishing was going on and we all missed it dammit.
Just as well because, by damn, did he ram it.
Sammy met a guy name Johnny,
Billy met a bloke named Ronnie.
They came from the miracle of mitosis,
But both had stinky halitosis .
They took took Sammy and Johnny to a gay beauty boutique.
Where they got gay sprayed then saw Monsieur Dominique,
Monsieur Dominique made their breath smell like flowers,
so Billy trysted with Ronnie in one of several love bowers.
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