The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 3,401-3,450 of 5,070

[Roger]

Darwin was educated at Shrewsbury Public School.

[Roger]

He went there because he was no one's fool.

[Roger]

Now they use Darwin as a selling point

[Roger]

Even though being there put him out of joint.

[Preston, Moderator]

Pass the joint and pass the whiskey

[Preston, Moderator]

We monkey men are ripe and frisky.

[Preston, Moderator]

You'll know where we took a path,

[Preston, Moderator]

because we never take a bath.

[Preston, Moderator]

There may be gunk between our toeses,

[Preston, Moderator]

but still our feet do smell like roses.

[Preston, Moderator]

So play with us the monkey men,

[Preston, Moderator]

And when you're finished play again.

[Preston, Moderator]

We'll wait around until you choose

[Preston, Moderator]

marry one or else you lose.

[Preston, Moderator]

Because there's nothing finer than,

[Preston, Moderator]

One of us the monkey men.

[Roger]

Watch out, though, for the battling chinchilla,

[Roger]

They love the hit and run of the gorilla.

[Roger]

Gorilla warfare is a useful jungle strategy,

[Roger]

Especially if you run into any Azande.

[Roger]

Pass the joint and pass the whiskey, I think not

[Roger]

Keep your wits or they'll pop you in the pot.

[Preston, Moderator]

Do polka dot do the polka dance?

[Preston, Moderator]

Whirl and twirl and so entrance?

[Preston, Moderator]

I feel sad for a polka dot,

[Preston, Moderator]

because alone he's polka not.

[Preston, Moderator]

But all together they are so fine,

[Preston, Moderator]

Even the stars they do outshine.

[Preston, Moderator]

Oh polka dottie,

[Preston, Moderator]

You're such a hottie!

[Roger]

<-laughing too much to think ->

[Roger]

Not a teeny, weeny

[Roger]

Polka dot bikini,

[Roger]

Like the ones Jeff once wore

[Roger]

Till Preston cried out, "No more!"

[Roger]

Mississippi Hustlers wear briefs by Calvin Klein

[Roger]

That's the only way I'll make them mine.

[Roger]

That Preston's really very pertiklar ’bout underwear

[Roger]

Which goes to show just how much he do care.

[Preston, Moderator]

This game is called the one line poem,

[Preston, Moderator]

but you can't rhyme one line alone.

[Roger]

I'm a poet and don't know it…

[Roger]

That rhymes on a single line just fit.

[Preston, Moderator]

Maybe it fits on a single line not two,

[Preston, Moderator]

But you can't rhyme here on a single line can you.

[Preston, Moderator]

This was a place where many people gamed,

[Preston, Moderator]

Maybe they went away because it was misnamed.

[Preston, Moderator]

Maybe it should be called rhyming couplets,

[Preston, Moderator]

Or perhaps simply 'All the rhyme that fits'.

[Roger]

Oh ho, now you're going for blank verse!