The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 3,351-3,400 of 5,070

[Roger]

Like cherries without the pips;

[Roger]

Ripe like the rich taste of mango

[Roger]

Bending over in a hot tango.

[Roger]

But for slower, you won't find any faults

[Roger]

In my arms twirling to an imperial waltz.

[Preston, Moderator]

Chubby Checker will twist and shout,

[Preston, Moderator]

we'll do the hokey pokey and that's what it's all about.

[Preston, Moderator]

we'll all shake it all about —en masse,

[Preston, Moderator]

try to pin the tail on the donkey's ass.

[Preston, Moderator]

Pardon me if that was off color,

[Preston, Moderator]

but I only rhyme in the vernacular.

[Roger]

It was Mr. Gutenberg who made a mess

[Roger]

Of Catholicism with his amazing printing press.

[Roger]

It was an eye-opener, really was quite spectacular,

[Roger]

Instead of boring Latin we got the Gospels in vernacular.

[Roger]

But it could be said he also started the Thirty Years War

[Roger]

By kicking off Reformation and making people want much more.

[Preston, Moderator]

People think our games are only recreational,

[Preston, Moderator]

But by golly that was surely educational.

[Roger]

My old headmaster never told lies,

[Roger]

He said gaining knowledge makes you wise.

[Preston, Moderator]

They think our words are just willy nilly,

[Preston, Moderator]

But Rogers rhyme was anything but silly.

[Roger]

That's so very nice of you to say

[Roger]

Because a rhyme a day keeps the doctor at bay.

[Preston, Moderator]

Naw I just needed to write a rhyme yesterday.

[Preston, Moderator]

My rhymes are honest I'm a man of the people,

[Preston, Moderator]

So is Francis, he's a man of the papal.

[Roger]

You don't need to play a hand of Parcheesi

[Roger]

To know that Francis came from Asisi.

[Roger]

He was a friend of friends furred and feathered

[Roger]

And never minded being battered and weathered.

[Preston, Moderator]

His friends were always firmly teathered,

[Preston, Moderator]

before he had them tarred and feathered

[Preston, Moderator]

He's with a bird in every statue,

[Preston, Moderator]

Because crowds of supplicants he does eschew.

[Preston, Moderator]

He'd rather have his birdies sing,

[Preston, Moderator]

Than do that tedious papal thing.

[Roger]

Saint Francis of Assisi uses PayPal?

[Roger]

Golly-gee that could be fatal.

[Roger]

That's the quickest way to be not heard

[Roger]

And go the way of that Dodo bird.

[Roger]

Darwin described it sailing on the Beagle

[Roger]

"A bit stupid, it was, but very regal."

[Roger]

He thought its feathers were extremely greasy,

[Roger]

So it would never appeal to Saint Francis of Assisi.

[Preston, Moderator]

Darwin's ideas were kinda funky,

[Preston, Moderator]

he said man man descended from a monkey.

[Preston, Moderator]

Monkey see, monkey do,

[Preston, Moderator]

So eat bananas, swing and screw.