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[Roger]

Not suggesting there's something else you need…

[Preston, Moderator]

There is something else that I need,

[Preston, Moderator]

I no I'll be accused of greed.

[Preston, Moderator]

But I want puppies every day

[Preston, Moderator]

to run around and sleep and play.

[Preston, Moderator]

puppies, puppies puppies!

[Preston, Moderator]

They're not just for yuppies,

[Preston, Moderator]

Piles and box loads of squirming puppies,

[Preston, Moderator]

Don't give me turtles, snakes or guppies.

[Preston, Moderator]

I already have a dog,

[Preston, Moderator]

but he's sleeping like a log.

[Roger]

I wanted a gerbil,

[Roger]

A little furball,

[Roger]

But then I got a bit vague

[Roger]

Learning they bring the plague.

[Roger]

So I take off my hat,

[Roger]

Now instead I'll get myself a rat.

[Preston, Moderator]

Don't get one in white,

[Preston, Moderator]

their pink eyes are a fright.

[Preston, Moderator]

Rat's beige or brown,

[Preston, Moderator]

are the best ones around.

[Preston, Moderator]

People with gerbils,

[Preston, Moderator]

have turned in their treadmills,

[Preston, Moderator]

It is really quite sad,

[Preston, Moderator]

the gerbils were bad.

[Preston, Moderator]

that was all journalese,

[Preston, Moderator]

The real rat was the fleas.

[Roger]

Around here we throw fleas into the nearest of the local nicks

[Roger]

Before dashing home to check if our dogs have caught ticks.

[Roger]

If they have, then before the hearth

[Roger]

We dump them into a nice warm bath.

[Roger]

But I am sure I don't have to peek

[Roger]

To see there are no ticks on Zeke.

[Preston, Moderator]

aint n o ticks and their aint no tocks

[Preston, Moderator]

don't know why you'd think he'd turned into clocks.

[Preston, Moderator]

The time here changes forward in a week,

[Preston, Moderator]

Daylight Saving and Standard means nothing to Zeke.

[Roger]

You're sooner there than here

[Roger]

We've to wait a bit longer I fear.

[Roger]

We'll have raised a glass to that mother of mine,

[Roger]

Her birthday's the day before March 29.

[Preston, Moderator]

23 days and counting,

[Preston, Moderator]

the excitement is mounting!

[Preston, Moderator]

Perhaps you should buy her a colorful tattoo,

[Preston, Moderator]

that says "Hey I'm made it to 92"

[Preston, Moderator]

Or you could get her something from out of the blue

[Preston, Moderator]

A private jet ride to Timbuktu.

[Preston, Moderator]

Whatever you give her it should say from your son.

[Preston, Moderator]

A loving gift to show my affection.

[Roger]

I wonder what's on the lunchtime menu?