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[Preston, Moderator]

I never been to Havana but now got an embassy,

[Preston, Moderator]

So I could take a trip and see whatever I could see.

[Preston, Moderator]

i could wander around and see Cuban dance,

[Preston, Moderator]

if I was really lucky I'd have a Cuban romance.

[Preston, Moderator]

It would be a delight to eat Cuban food,

[Preston, Moderator]

The real thing as cooked by some Cuban dude.

[Roger]

I once owned a pair of boots with Cuban heels

[Roger]

That made me taller so I could reach film reels

[Roger]

Stored on the upper shelf, you see.

[Roger]

I did it so my editor would really like me.

[Roger]

So there's more to Havana than food in a bar,

[Roger]

Ask Winston, he always liked a good Havana cigar.

[Preston, Moderator]

Winston smoked his stinky cigar,

[Preston, Moderator]

he took a walk but he didn't go far,

[Preston, Moderator]

Good thing too for he was a strange dude.

[Preston, Moderator]

He always walked around completely nude.

[Preston, Moderator]

When he got back he found Richard there,

[Preston, Moderator]

have you been to the fair?

[Preston, Moderator]

gypsies and carnies and an elephant boy's there.

[Preston, Moderator]

So much to see and I don't mean to boast,

[Preston, Moderator]

but the elephant boy is a most pleasing host.

[Preston, Moderator]

We laughed and we danced and sweet nothings were said,

[Preston, Moderator]

Soon the elephant peeked in while we were in bed.

[Preston, Moderator]

He said oh you poor boys you'r not very tall,

[Preston, Moderator]

but naked I see that your trunks are so small!

[Preston, Moderator]

When I told Winston he smiled and he laughed,

[Preston, Moderator]

He said Richard my friend you do know your craft :-)

[Roger]

It was Nellie the Elephant packed her trunk

[Roger]

Went to Thailand to become a Buddhist monk.

[Roger]

They trained her as soon as she was there

[Roger]

On her back to carry a great chair.

[Roger]

Two climbed up there, it was so jolly

[Roger]

Through the jungle went Rog and Oli.

[Roger]

Just like Bungalow Bill having fun

[Roger]

Out hunting with his elephant and gun.

[Preston, Moderator]

That last line would be better hon,

[Preston, Moderator]

as "Out hunting with his elephant gun."

[Preston, Moderator]

Then it could be said,

[Preston, Moderator]

He shot poor Nellie dead.

[Preston, Moderator]

Oh lighten up honey,

[Preston, Moderator]

I'm just trying to make it funny.

[Preston, Moderator]

It's so long we've been pals,

[Preston, Moderator]

You know I hate animals.

[Preston, Moderator]

Isn't that so Zeke?

[Preston, Moderator]

Oops he's taking a leak.

[Roger]

Well, there's a surprise

[Roger]

Gettin' his own back in his eyes

[Roger]

For telling porkies and lies,

[Roger]

He knows you love doggy guys.

[Roger]

That is four-legs of the canine breed,