The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 3,101-3,150 of 5,070

[Roger]

None more so than dear Al Gore.

[Preston, Moderator]

We got to round up these guys on their shooting range,

[Preston, Moderator]

and send them to Europe like on a student exchange.

[Preston, Moderator]

but these politicians wouldn't be going to classes,

[Preston, Moderator]

they'd be speechifying themselves right out of office on their asses.

[Roger]

My old headmaster called boys silly asses; he wasn't a fool

[Roger]

He meant to compare them to the animal that's a bit like a mule.

[Preston, Moderator]

This poem says you can use words one to fifty.

[Preston, Moderator]

It the poem used words to the max wouldn't it be nifty?

[Preston, Moderator]

But better than a fifty words I'd do, in the short run—

[Preston, Moderator]

one.

[Roger]

Just a few?

[Roger]

Try two!

[Preston, Moderator]

If it were me

[Preston, Moderator]

I'd use three.

[Roger]

Knock the door

[Roger]

Go for four.

[Roger]

Life's a jive

[Roger]

When you're five.

[Roger]

Lollypop licks

[Roger]

Now we are six.

[Roger]

Strawberry milkshake's heaven

[Roger]

When you are seven.

[Roger]

Find a mate

[Roger]

Now you're eight.

[Roger]

Stand in line

[Roger]

The minute you're nine.

[Roger]

It's time to get out of the playpen,

[Roger]

Don't you realise, you're almost ten.

[Preston, Moderator]

now we are ate
a lion lay in wait.

[Preston, Moderator]

now we drink wine
and we feel fine

[Preston, Moderator]

getting out of the playpen
but we will play again

[Roger]

All of which is fine

[Roger]

S'long as you write 1 line.

[Roger]

But as moderator you may alter the rules

[Roger]

And we follow your lead, a row of fools.

[Roger]

Or maybe it's because, beep, beep

[Roger]

We're all just a flock of minted sheep.

[Preston, Moderator]

There no heat so I'll be dead—reason?

[Preston, Moderator]

Freezin'.

[Preston, Moderator]

This is not a game,

[Preston, Moderator]

the furnace has no flame.

[Roger]

And yet in the midst of futility

[Roger]

you got put right again, thanks Utility!

[Roger]

Which is good because as moderator chosen

[Roger]

We really don't need you to be frozen.

[Roger]

Please don't let the place become bleak

[Roger]

Otherwise you'll have a frozen Zeke.

[Preston, Moderator]

Well I saved some gas usage on the meter,

[Preston, Moderator]

Still in all I'd rather have my heater.