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message 3001: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments No, that's not right, a snout belongs on a pig,


message 3002: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments And about pigs I couldn't give a fig.


message 3003: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments If you give a fig to a pig he will eat it


message 3004: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments If your teach a pig to plant fig a tree he'll eat the pit.


message 3005: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments If you find my poem a bit terse,


message 3006: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments you don't understand it's the quality of the verse.


message 3007: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments The quality of the verse is inverse to the rhyme


message 3008: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments Unless you're talking of rosemary, sage, and thyme,


message 3009: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments In which case I think I'm bound to share


message 3010: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments You're thinking of Scarborough Fair.


message 3011: by Preston, Moderator (last edited Jan 23, 2015 02:18AM) (new)

Preston | 20148 comments You forgot the parsley,


message 3012: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments You'll pay for it harshly.


message 3013: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments When you have salad,


message 3014: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments You'll lack the full ballad.


message 3015: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments The parsley, I didn't forget it…


message 3016: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments I couldn't geddit to fit!


message 3017: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments If your writing your poem and a word won't fit,


message 3018: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments Just forget about meter and jam it in you twit you wit.


message 3019: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments Should it be "jam" or "jelly"?… ah, Hello


message 3020: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments There's every chance it might have been "jello."


message 3021: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments Jello® is a brand,


message 3022: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments it's that simple and—


message 3023: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments Jelly has no need,


message 3024: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments to have pulp or seed.


message 3025: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments Jam is the rest,


message 3026: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments I like jelly best.


message 3027: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments I once made blackberry jam


message 3028: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments It went very well with baked ham.


message 3029: by Roger (last edited Jan 26, 2015 01:36AM) (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments I also made my own sauce of cranberry,


message 3030: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments a complement to make the turkey merry.


message 3031: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments But with roast lamb and pork belly


message 3032: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments There's nothing better than redcurrant jelly.


message 3033: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments The British seem to have no need,


message 3034: by Preston, Moderator (last edited Jan 28, 2015 05:31PM) (new)

Preston | 20148 comments to distinguish what's clear and what has seed.


message 3035: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments You don't care what ends up in your belly,


message 3036: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments So you don't separate jam from jelly.


message 3037: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments Ah, but jam may have whole fruit


message 3038: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments Which from the tree we do loot.


message 3039: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments To be jam there is no real need


message 3040: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments To come from fruits with seed.


message 3041: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments That is, apart from jam made from apricot


message 3042: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments In which we enjoy the cracked meat a lot.


message 3043: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments You have not raspberry jam like the Kush


message 3044: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments they pluck from their very popular rasp bush?


message 3045: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments You have not strawberry jam with seed,


message 3046: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments to get stuck in your teeth as you feed?


message 3047: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments You want not boysenberry jelly,


message 3048: by Preston, Moderator (new)

Preston | 20148 comments strained so it won't grow seeds in your belly?


message 3049: by Roger (last edited Jan 30, 2015 12:01AM) (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments I don't know the bois ’n’ berry well,


message 3050: by Roger (new)

Roger Kean | 17278 comments not at all in fact. Does it have a nice smell?


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