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[Roger]

And for jobs mobility he told told them, "Get on your bike."

[Roger]

He famously told trades union leaders to take a hike,

[Roger]

To help them on their way he said, "On yer bike!"

[Roger]

When he moved from the Commons to the Upper House

[Roger]

He wrote a cookbook on game but forgot to mention grouse.

[Roger]

The Game Cook: Inspired Recipes for Pheasant, Partridge, Duck, Deer, Rabbit, and More

[Roger]

Which is Tebbitly terrible—of all them you can't buy grouse in a store.

[Roger]

Wherever you have to roam

[Roger]

It's always good to get home.

[Preston, Moderator]

Whenever you're in the mood to roam

[Preston, Moderator]

It's good to go to someone else's home.

[Preston, Moderator]

When you're feeling beat on your feet

[Preston, Moderator]

Let them provide something to eat.

[Preston, Moderator]

you'll have even more to gain,

[Preston, Moderator]

they're the ones who'll have to entertain.

[Preston, Moderator]

So whether in you're in Paris or in Rome,

[Preston, Moderator]

Just make sure you're far from home.

[Roger]

Well, right now I'm in Hollywood.

[Roger]

I hope what I write won't be a dud.

[Roger]

It's a story ’bout a kid called Candy,

[Roger]

Name's Zeke and boy, is he randy!

[Roger]

All he wants is to be a silver screen star.

[Roger]

If he uses his ass-ets right, I'm sure he'll go far.

[Preston, Moderator]

Candy is dandy,

[Preston, Moderator]

but I'll take what's ever handy.

[Preston, Moderator]

Zeke just wanted to be an actor,

[Preston, Moderator]

but all he got was the XXX factor.

[Roger]

He didn't get much joy

[Roger]

Being a Hollywood rent-boy.

[Preston, Moderator]

But on the first page and the next one and the next,

[Preston, Moderator]

Zeke secretly enjoyed the sex that's in the text.

[Roger]

That's in the future, it's yet to come,
Just like excited Zeke will do, hun…

[Preston, Moderator]

Candy is sweet,

[Preston, Moderator]

So's Zeke's meat.

[Preston, Moderator]

He's an attractive boy,

[Preston, Moderator]

but he gets used as a sex toy.

[Roger]

I'm learning new slang from the 50s—it's a treat

[Roger]

To discover that PTM stood for "Princess Tiny Meat"

[Roger]

And a man called a "Jelly bean"

[Roger]

Was well out on the scene (know what I mean…)

[Roger]

And in something of a new/old wrinkle

[Roger]

A gay teen was called a "Twinkle."

[Preston, Moderator]

I get it daddy know what I mean?

[Preston, Moderator]

I'm living breathing slang machine.

[Preston, Moderator]

I have experience hep cat I tell you I've,

[Preston, Moderator]

got it down with all that jive.

[Roger]

It's very cold but it's not foggy,

[Roger]

Cold enough to freeze the tail off a moggy.

[Roger]

Too cold to let a doggy out,

[Roger]

Less'n you want to freeze his snout.