The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 2,901-2,950 of 5,070

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In fact I have them by the dozen.

[Preston, Moderator]

I have a sister,

[Preston, Moderator]

Who lives near Westminster.

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I have a father,

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who is never a bother.

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Did you know that Bob's your uncle,

[Preston, Moderator]

Has a carbuncle?

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I had an aunt called Doris,

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Who liked to dance the Morris.

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While dancing around the May pole she barreled

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Into the man next door, and he was called Harold.

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The plowed their life, one long farrow

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In a nice house in North Harrow.

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And while I sit here writing rhymes,

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Oliver sits behind, reading The Times.

[Preston, Moderator]

Forgive this little niff-naff

[Preston, Moderator]

but the part about Oli made me laugh.

[Preston, Moderator]

Let me tell you about me fellow members

[Preston, Moderator]

This is me done by the numbers.

[Preston, Moderator]

I only have one nose

[Preston, Moderator]

but it breaths ok and it blows.

[Preston, Moderator]

I notice that a lot of guys

[Preston, Moderator]

are just me and have two eyes.

[Preston, Moderator]

When you whisper sweet nothings in ears,

[Preston, Moderator]

Take note I have two of them fellow queers my dears

[Preston, Moderator]

Between my chin and my nose,

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that is where my one mouth goes.

[Preston, Moderator]

I have one heart but it's made for two

[Roger]

And that surely is me and you.

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That really remains to be seen,

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Freddy Mercury and the Queen.

[Preston, Moderator]

The Queen does care about the mercury,

[Preston, Moderator]

Talking of the temperature is just a pleasantry.

[Roger]

It's what we do in Britain, talk about the weather,

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While the Queen shoots grouses among the heather.

[Preston, Moderator]

She shouldn't grouse it isn't ladylike,

[Preston, Moderator]

She shouldn't shoot she should take a hike.

[Roger]

Norman Tebbit* doesn't any gays like,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norman_T...

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H'd tell a queen to get on his bike.

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On the other hand there is no disputing

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The Day the Queen Flew to Scotland for the Grouse Shooting

[Preston, Moderator]

Oh you mean Baron Tebbit, of Chingford.

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He's is the House of the Lord.

[Preston, Moderator]

Oh, forgive me I used the wrong words,

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He's shitting in the House of Lords.

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He must be gay he loves to cook,

[Preston, Moderator]

In fact he even wrote a book.

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I invite you to take a look,

[Preston, Moderator]

By Norman Tebbit, Game Cook.

[Roger]

He was famous for telling trades unionists to take a hike