The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 2,701-2,750 of 5,070

[Preston, Moderator]

He face was long and white, he must have been a ghost.

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He said his name was Gaius and he once was in glory,

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Oh Gaius, you're the one who never got a story.

[Roger]

I tell you now that Gaius

[Roger]

Is boring enough to try us

[Roger]

But he'll have to drag us to the law court

[Roger]

Where the judge can be sold and bought,

[Roger]

And there for little more than a denarius

[Roger]

We'll defeat Gaius and be victorious.

[Preston, Moderator]

What happened Gaius? Don't even ask.

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The author just wasn't up to the task.

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He had the story all but done,

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And then he decided it was no fun.

[Preston, Moderator]

So with the Gaius drafts sitting on the shelf,

[Preston, Moderator]

He had the nerve to write instead, a book about himself.

[Roger]

Aww gee, so embarrassing, shucks…

[Roger]

I wanted Gaius to have lots of nips and tucks

[Roger]

And fights and adventures and things

[Roger]

Not to mention with Geta a lot of flings,

[Roger]

But then along came something conterminous…

[Roger]

A story bout me, called Terminus. :-))

[Roger]

I'm stopped in my tracks, losing my sanity;

[Roger]

The moderator has just banned profanity!

[Preston, Moderator]

Goodreads has their Terms of Service

[Preston, Moderator]

It's prohibitions would make anybody nervous.

[Preston, Moderator]

It won't allow people on a public group to swear,

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But what the fuck, I don't care.

[Roger]

Naughty little cuss words, such as "damn" and "blow!"

[Roger]

Lead to mighty wuss words which send you down below.

[Preston, Moderator]

If by such speech your soul be damn,

[Preston, Moderator]

Heck, Hell is a lot like Amsterdam.

[Preston, Moderator]

That's what it says about life in Hell

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In Hell's Pawn by Jay Bell.

[Roger]

That's a Bell I've yet to read

[Roger]

And will soon as I feel the need.

[Roger]

But at the moment I've a lot to carry,

[Roger]

Getting Jolyon to finish off Harry ;-)

[Preston, Moderator]

I wouldn't get ants in your pants

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Hell's Pawn is not a gay romance

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However if you feel the need,

[Preston, Moderator]

You can listen to Jay Bell read.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCxQy...

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You will not frown you will not yawn,

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as Jay reads the adventure story: Hell's Pawn.

[Roger]

I'm sure it's good, but I prefer Hellzapoppin'

[Roger]

Doing the Lindy Hop, my jaw's a-droppin'

[Roger]

Ain't nuthin' there to make you yawn

[Roger]

It's just black-and-white Hollywood porn.

[Preston, Moderator]

Holly Woodlawn and Joe Dallesandro went out on Easter Day,

[Preston, Moderator]

They went to the chapel their souls for to pray.

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The place was quiet and they wanted to be alone,