The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 2,651-2,700 of 5,070

[Roger]

Marzipan's the favorite of Oli!

[Roger]

If he eats it raw

[Roger]

He just wants more.

[Roger]

You can be sure that without fail

[Roger]

For marzipan he'll roll over and wag his tail.

[Roger]

And you'll drive him absolutely crazy

[Roger]

If it's all wrapped up and baked in puff pastry.

[Preston, Moderator]

I'd like to tell you a story,

[Preston, Moderator]

I'm afraid it is a might gory.

[Preston, Moderator]

I was walking down a train track,

[Preston, Moderator]

When all of a sudden—whack!

[Preston, Moderator]

Squished like a bug on the rail,

[Preston, Moderator]

My walk was a epic fail.

[Preston, Moderator]

Before I became abstract art,

[Preston, Moderator]

I heard walking was good for you heart.

[Roger]

I always liked a cross-country run,

[Roger]

Splashing up hill, down dale was such fun.

[Roger]

But if ever you felt the pressure and the heat

[Roger]

You could by cutting across Kenwood always cheat.

[Roger]

And so we ran around Hampstead Heath

[Roger]

Running to win the champion's wreath.

[Preston, Moderator]

Because the teachers at Tallportal

[Preston, Moderator]

were only mortal

[Preston, Moderator]

They thought it was a leprechaun

[Preston, Moderator]

that gave you luck on the cross country run

[Preston, Moderator]

but it's was bad luck that held you back

[Preston, Moderator]

when your were as slow as turtles running track.

[Roger]

But the Turtles were happy together,

[Roger]

Rain, shine whatever the weather.

[Roger]

But it was their poor taste in socks

[Roger]

That got them in hock at Pandora's Box*

*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv85y...

[Preston, Moderator]

I couldn't really see their socks but they had bad shoes,

[Preston, Moderator]

With better footwear they wouldn't sing the blues.

[Preston, Moderator]

Odd it's a love song but there are no gals.

[Preston, Moderator]

I guess they're romantic just being pals.

[Roger]

There was a lot of bouncing like jumping beanz

[Roger]

They could've leapt right outta their jeanz.

[Roger]

But that might've been too much to see

[Roger]

And the video would never have made MTV.

[Preston, Moderator]

I walked up the hill

[Preston, Moderator]

Me and Pecos Bill

[Preston, Moderator]

Pecos was from Reeves County,

[Preston, Moderator]

That's in Texas, land of bounty

[Preston, Moderator]

hunters so I said okay

[Preston, Moderator]

Pecos we'll escape to the UK.

[Preston, Moderator]

My boots gripped on the gravel

[Preston, Moderator]

as my mind started to unravel,

[Preston, Moderator]

Down the hill came a demon with a steel head,

[Preston, Moderator]

He had a Mohawk haircut and his hair was red.

[Preston, Moderator]

He was reeling all over from pillar to post,