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The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words)
message 2601:
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Preston, Moderator
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Nov 14, 2014 01:30PM
that is to say, at least for today.
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My dog doesn't like to eat
he can't be tempted by pickled pigs feet.
Sliced meats? "No sir if you please"
"I'd prefer some provolone cheese."
feeding him can be quite mussy
because of him being so fussy
Last night he ate a bit of ham,
he'd have eaten more if it was lamb.
I give him jerky from breasts of chickens
Sometime he chews it like the dickens.
Other times he just let them sit.
He's got bowl full a real banquet.
I buy chicken, beef and liver treats,
But he goes hot and cold on what he eats.
Sometimes pastrami is quite fine.
Other times he refuses to dine.
It time to feed him his dinner,
I made sausage, hope it's a winner.
In addition to being a movie director
Michael Winner liked nothing better than to hector
Every hapless restaurateur.
Or discuss at length with the chef his dinner,
Such a cruel critic, Mr. Michael Winner.
Mr. Winner compared to my dog Mr. Whiner.
I put out a dinner and nothing could be finer.
I am sorry to have to repeat,
but once again he didn't eat.
Like I said in 2634 next I tried sausage,
Apparently that was something he couldn't manage.
Today I'll offer him chicken breast,
Hoping fresh cooked will pass the test.
Have you tried one of life's fundamentals,
With Cumberland sausage cooked just right.
They're quite the meal for a real bloke,
Sometimes he might eat anything
eating this and that, everything.
but he thinks it's a crime
eating the same thing every time.
One day ham, next turkey
foreseeing his tastes is very murky.
He does like cheese from the dairyman,
but he never, never, never eats marzipan.
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