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[Roger]

They made sure to be safe rolling in the bed.

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Ah, yes prophylactics no doubt

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had done their job and bailed them out.

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We recommend gloves

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for guys with one or more loves.

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According to reliable sources,

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These Trojans are not gift horses.

[Roger]

Indeed, beware of Geeks bearing GIFs,

[Roger]

Because a Trojan horse has many riffs,

[Roger]

And once it's got itself inside

[Roger]

You'll know those Geeks had lied.

[Roger]

And the only difference in other versions

[Roger]

Is when the Geeks get done over by Persians.

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I have a few things to say

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I could have said yesterday

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But yesterday was too early

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Since I was listening to Michael Hurley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qDJ2...

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I could say them tomorrow

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for you'll be here I trow.

[Roger]

Ah, the lustrous "Ditty Boy Twang"

[Roger]

It's rhythms get you all gang

[Roger]

Everyone loves its hilly-billy thang,

[Roger]

Amazing to think it ever got sang.

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I have a few things to say

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horses eat hay

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but they bed in straw

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which would make me raw

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and shakey

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even achy.

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I don't know what clams eat

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I bet you they don't eat stuff with feet

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or even arms

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or stuff growing on farms.

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I like to eat pizza and ice cream

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a meal like that would be my dream.

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Well I finished what I had to say,

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for today.

[Roger]

Oliver never minds a pizza

[Roger]

Taken at his local Eye-talian eatsa

[Roger]

So long as it's topped by anchovy

[Roger]

Because that makes it taste groovy.

[Roger]

He likes capretto, or grilled kid

[Roger]

But always shudders at eating squid.

[Roger]

And he'd be out and on the road

[Roger]

If you offered him tentacle of octopode.

[Roger]

One tasty appetizer sent him to the seminary cloister

[Roger]

When Penny-Anthony's restaurant offered him an oyster.

[Roger]

It choked him up, he liked it not,

[Roger]

"Just like swallowing a lump of snot!"

[Preston, Moderator]

I have a few things to say,