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[Roger]

I shall ensure that in a hurry Harry

[Roger]

Will finish his war and never tarry

[Roger]

And get himself across the sea

[Roger]

To the distant land of Americee.

[Preston, Moderator]

I'll take him to exciting places,

[Preston, Moderator]

like church picnics with three legged races,

[Preston, Moderator]

he could have his choice of pie,

[Preston, Moderator]

apple, blueberry or shoo-fly.

[Preston, Moderator]

We could climb the statue of Liberty

[Preston, Moderator]

and look out her eyes to see what we'd see.

[Preston, Moderator]

Our love would be so romantic,

[Preston, Moderator]

But at some point it'd have turn tragic.

[Preston, Moderator]

because your readers have been told to depend,

[Preston, Moderator]

It'd be Harry and Jolyon in the end.

[Roger]

Harry Vane could eat no fat, his boyfriend Jolly could eat no lean

[Roger]

And so between them, you see, they licked the platter clean.

[Roger]

When it came to pie, Jolly's tummy would rumble

[Roger]

The minute Harry suggested apple crumble.

[Roger]

They'd sit around with nothing to wear

[Roger]

Eating a tart made of rhubarb and pear.

[Roger]

But one day Policeman plod had them busted

[Roger]

For wearing nothing while enjoying their custard.

[Preston, Moderator]

That cop Plod is such a creep

[Preston, Moderator]

he should take a flying leap

[Preston, Moderator]

off the deep end of a short pier,

[Preston, Moderator]

he is known both far and near

[Preston, Moderator]

as the foe of anything queer

[Preston, Moderator]

I say we become radical chic,

[Preston, Moderator]

And send him our enforcer Enrique.

[Preston, Moderator]

Enrique likes to take a guy into his bed,

[Preston, Moderator]

then after it's over he ends up dead.

[Roger]

I remember Enforcer Enrique,

[Roger]

He loved dancing to Chic Le Freak,

[Roger]

And always looked a bit like a clown

[Roger]

Strutting his stuff to disco hit "Funky Town."

[Roger]

But he had the decency to flush like a tomato

[Roger]

Whenever he was caught doing the Mashed Potato.

[Preston, Moderator]

Enrique fell in love with Fred,

[Preston, Moderator]

And so the two ended up in bed.

[Preston, Moderator]

Enrique said for heaven's sake,

[Preston, Moderator]

how can Fred be alive when I wake?

[Preston, Moderator]

I would have such misgiving

[Preston, Moderator]

If in the morning Fred was still living.

[Preston, Moderator]

I'm sure I'll be even more in love,

[Preston, Moderator]

When Fred's at rest in Heaven above.

[Roger]

Jonathan and John went up the hills

[Roger]

To fetch a very large case of Pils.

[Roger]

When they came down they drank the lot

[Roger]

And fell they both into young Johnny's cot.

[Roger]

Aware of what happened to Enrique and Fred,