The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 2,451-2,500 of 5,070

[Roger]

But it did no good, in fact ill,

[Roger]

For he still gobbled me like a pill.

[Preston, Moderator]

Pull on the joystick, the quick you push,
It's more confusing than the Nile at Kush.

[Preston, Moderator]

You play Frogger and get run over by a sedan,
It's more confusing than the politics of the Sudan.

[Roger]

Some go to Switzerland, there to ski,

[Roger]

Others go to Egypt, like Mr. Jaworski.

[Roger]

There you play a game with stars and sand, the bigger you did

[Roger]

The more you fight against the big end-level boss of the Pyramid.

[Preston, Moderator]

There you play a game with stars and sand so me and you,

[Preston, Moderator]

can stand on street corners with the really big shoe.

[Preston, Moderator]

The really big shoe has all the news

[Preston, Moderator]

it'll take away your Complaint Department blues.

[Preston, Moderator]

With really big shoes you need really big feet,

[Preston, Moderator]

the fuss we make'll get heard on Downing St.

[Preston, Moderator]

So come along all you citizens with lotsa gripes,

[Preston, Moderator]

The government tags you magnetic stripes.

[Preston, Moderator]

We work and I'm telling you we work hard,

[Preston, Moderator]

but all our taxes go to some scumtard.

[Roger]

Let me tell you how it will be

[Roger]

There's one for you, nineteen for me

[Roger]

Cos I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman

[Roger]

So work just as hard for me as you can.

[Roger]

Some things must be very hard to say

[Roger]

Like Apple CEO Tim Cook saying he's gay.

[Preston, Moderator]

Perhaps it's just his WASPy aloofness,

[Preston, Moderator]

He might think his bed is none of our business.

[Preston, Moderator]

As he and his true love eat their yoghurt,

[Preston, Moderator]

They think being private, what could it hurt?

[Preston, Moderator]

But there are gays fearing they won't go far,

[Preston, Moderator]

Up the ladder if they're seen at a gay bar.

[Preston, Moderator]

Because you're the top of the top company,

[Preston, Moderator]

Coming out is your gay responsibility.

[Preston, Moderator]

Tim if you're worried about laws of common law property,

[Preston, Moderator]

A pre-nup and a Will will make it end up properly.

[Preston, Moderator]

Wait I know what I'll do today,

[Preston, Moderator]

I tell the world that I am gay!

[Preston, Moderator]

"It’s worth the trade-off with my own privacy."

[Preston, Moderator]

If I can help one gay kid grow up with dignity.

[Preston, Moderator]

Besides it will give Rog & Pres something to say,

[Preston, Moderator]

When going to the one-line-poem game to play.

[Roger]

Ha ha ha, you say it well, Bro

[Roger]

Just like a proper pro.

[Roger]

And now I simply must not tarry,

[Roger]

Otherwise nothing will happen for Harry.

[Preston, Moderator]

Harry has got to get his jollies on.

[Preston, Moderator]

to entertain the troops in gay fiction.

[Preston, Moderator]

Then he can come to me the love of his soul,

[Preston, Moderator]

For aside from the author only I know he's Noel.

[Preston, Moderator]

So over there far across the the see,

[Preston, Moderator]

Fight the bores then come home to me.