The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 201-250 of 5,070

[Roger]

Bob thought he looked snazzier in a homberg

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Stan was uncertain like Werner Karl Heisenberg.

[Roger]

Until he took the train from München zu Augsburg

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

the dining car served Lobster Newberg.

[Roger]

As funny as a J. Chris Newberg gag

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Which is even funnier than a ball gag or gulag.

[Roger]

Never heard the man, so how'm I supposed to know?

[Roger]

There's nothing like rude stand-up to cause a row.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Werner Karl Heisenberg Principle of Uncertainty ,
Called into question everything certainly.

[Roger]

As Eric said somewhere, you young'uns are so smart
so how come you still do your shopping at Wallmart?

[Roger]

Now look what you have done…
moved me to two lines, not one.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Bob was right about the hat.

[Roger]

That's why he's out to bat.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

What about a bowler though?

[Roger]

Won't matter if he can catch a throw.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

I think the story has gone astray

[Roger]

Boyd, oh Boyd, bring it back this way.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

what happened to the nameless prince standing by a flowering quince?

[Preston, Moderator]

He was but he's gone long since,

[Roger]

Where are Friedrich Grünli, Hans Urp, and Happy Mo?

[Roger]

Was it the sprinkle of Preston's pixie dust made them go?

[Roger]

Do I hear it; "Hear, Hear!"

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Oh my. How queer. We're not getting much farther here.

[Roger]

Sayeth Boyd: "Hallelujah I'm a Bum"

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Woody Guthrie sang that song,

[Preston, Moderator]

Riding the rails, bums all sang along.

[Preston, Moderator]

just like the local glory hole.

[Preston, Moderator]

a place where hard core members can rove.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Friedrich Grünli, Hans and Urp, at the funeral of Happy Moe,

[Preston, Moderator]

Friedrich said to Hans and Urp, "What a horrible way to go."

[Roger]

It's rotten y'all to take my heroes' names in vain

[Preston, Moderator]

You shouldn't have your heroes here where players are insane.

[Roger]

::Sigh:: with Moe gone, the other three flew to Brum

[Roger]

Who lived outside the city at Dudley

["Dudley" is pronounced Dooderligh by the Black Country locals…]

[Preston, Moderator]

She's off sweeping cobwebs, be back by and by.

[Roger]

"Look!" cried Hans, "she left behind a surfing ladybird!"

[Preston, Moderator]

Just as he said the damn thing stirred.

[Roger]

"They have pretty spots" Friedrich said, "but they can bite…"

[Preston, Moderator]

The spots bite, could that be right?

[Roger]

For a proof-reader I must advertise

[Roger]

Someone truly kind and wise

[Roger]

The spots are pretty, it's the ladybird's mouf wot bites

[Preston, Moderator]

Her Birdship wanted no blandishing and said "Away you human blatherskites."

[Roger]

So our three heroes headed for the center of Birmingham

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Nothing in mind to see or do, just looking for a whim-wham.

[Roger]

Until the happy trio spotted the local Imax

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

…saw the prices were raised to pay the Itax.

[Roger]

They rummaged around and came up with enough pennies

[Roger]

To enjoy the main feature, which was Death in Venice

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

No no no! That thing's a menace!