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[Roger]

Just like we all do in the sceptred isles of UK.

[Preston, Moderator]

Bob da Builder built me a house,

[Preston, Moderator]

It was too small for even a mouse,

[Preston, Moderator]

Bob why did you build me a mouse house?

[Preston, Moderator]

Oh I thought you asked for a house for a grouse.

[Preston, Moderator]

Bob, I think you need a hearing aid.

[Preston, Moderator]

Stop grousing and I will after I get paid.

[Roger]

Bob da Builder knows what's what

[Roger]

Cos in reality he is a Scot

[Roger]

So he knows full well that it is nice

[Roger]

That to the Queen a grouse is a "grice."

[Roger]

And therefore if he built you a "hoose"

[Roger]

It'd be big enough to house a moose.

[Preston, Moderator]

Bob I really think you need a hearing aid.

[Preston, Moderator]

What did you say about getting laid?

[Preston, Moderator]

Bob build me a hoose.

[Preston, Moderator]

I did not let one loose.

[Preston, Moderator]

Bob build me a moose.

[Preston, Moderator]

What size hoose do you want?

[Preston, Moderator]

Bob, Roger says you wear a kilt.

[Preston, Moderator]

Sure I'll kill Roger for you you.

[Roger]

But that's what Scotsmen do,

[Roger]

And the point might be quite moot

[Roger]

In a kilt does a Scotsman look cute?

[Roger]

No matter how it is he's built,

[Roger]

Does he wear anything under his kilt?

[Roger]

This thorny question has created many a fractious faction

[Roger]

One says a "commando kilt" is always ready for action.

[Preston, Moderator]

Yes so I have heard,

[Preston, Moderator]

though it sounds quite absurd,

[Preston, Moderator]

to wear a dress with no panties

[Preston, Moderator]

Like forgetful old maiden aunties.

[Preston, Moderator]

I refuse to leave my bedroom,

[Preston, Moderator]

Without America's underwear, Fruit of the Loom.

[Roger]

I prefer French Connection U.K.

[Roger]

But be careful what you say

[Roger]

Or you may give someone a fit

[Roger]

In telling them you FCUK it.

[Preston, Moderator]

French connection UK,

[Preston, Moderator]

So you are the traitor who gave us away!

[Preston, Moderator]

We had all those designs as Collection Britannia™

[Preston, Moderator]

When you with your kleptomania,

[Preston, Moderator]

Stole the designer's plans off the bench,

[Preston, Moderator]

And gave them to the French.

[Preston, Moderator]

Now you think that all it's okay,

[Preston, Moderator]

To wear French Connection, UK.

[Roger]

But boys love to strut their stuff

[Roger]

Even when they're not in the buff

[Roger]

But wearing only a T-shirt emblazoned

[Roger]

With the legened FCUK to amaze and