The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 2,301-2,350 of 5,070

[Roger]

For Ludlow's Messrs Kean and Frey

[Roger]

We'll walk to the hospital and join the queue

[Roger]

Of those privileged to avoid the winter flu.

[Preston, Moderator]

I love the flu it's so much fun.

[Preston, Moderator]

to give my germs to everyone.

[Preston, Moderator]

But if they start backing off,

[Preston, Moderator]

I just open my mouth and start to cough.

[Preston, Moderator]

Mr. Frey says he's feeling better,

[Preston, Moderator]

But i'm still sad he's under the weather.

[Preston, Moderator]

Here's my advice and it's no joke,

[Preston, Moderator]

wash your hands before you smoke.

[Preston, Moderator]

It may sound like a silly thing to say,

[Preston, Moderator]

With clean hands it keeps germs away.

[Preston, Moderator]

So if you don't want a cold to hold sway,

[Preston, Moderator]

Wash before smokes and meals everyday.

[Roger]

He needn't kneel and beg,

[Roger]

For me to boil him an egg.

[Roger]

And after all that kerfuffle

[Roger]

We'll have a hot buttered waffle.

[Preston, Moderator]

Your pasta sauce was not a phony,

[Preston, Moderator]

You made lots of tomato sauce baloney .

[Preston, Moderator]

And if you invite Davy Eastern,

[Preston, Moderator]

You'll make him a spaghetti western.

[Preston, Moderator]

I sit here with my tongue all numb,

[Preston, Moderator]

I ate plum tart from the oven which was dumb.

[Preston, Moderator]

Well I just imagined that in a dream,

[Preston, Moderator]

But still it's a good excuse to eat ice cream.

[Roger]

To eat ice cream you need an excuse?!

[Roger]

In an ice cream parlor never let me loose

[Roger]

Pistaccio, fishn’n’chips, caramel or rocky road

[Roger]

I'd fill myself until I'm rounder than a toad.

[Preston, Moderator]

Toad went a walking middle of the road

[Preston, Moderator]

car came by -squish- no more toad.

[Preston, Moderator]

Car went racing speeding on its way,

[Preston, Moderator]

Had to get to Kansas City today.

[Preston, Moderator]

Got to go to KC, KC here I come.

[Preston, Moderator]

They got crazy hot guys and I'm going to date me some,

[Preston, Moderator]

I could've taken a train or ever a plane,

[Preston, Moderator]

but I took my car and I'll get there just the same.

[Preston, Moderator]

I want like I read in your poem,

[Preston, Moderator]

name Bob da Builder he can make us a home.

[Preston, Moderator]

I'm gonna grab me Bob no matter the weather,

[Preston, Moderator]

Tell him the catholics now say were better together.

[Preston, Moderator]

I think those bishops in Rome stole that from the UK,

[Preston, Moderator]

But Bob and I are better together anyway.

[Roger]

Bob da Builda, he builds BettaHomes™

[Roger]

To buy one you don't need no loans

[Roger]

They come with a 20-year mortgage

[Roger]

And a wraparound security thorn hedge

[Roger]

Guaranteed to keep the R.C. Inquisition at bay