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[Roger]

Hannibal would never use a little baby.

[Roger]

Two elephants old enough to be out to grass

[Roger]

Would surely have never survived the Alpine pass?

[Preston, Moderator]

An elephants gestates for months, 18.

[Preston, Moderator]

Then you got the fattest momma you've ever seen.

[Preston, Moderator]

So how was Hannibal to know

[Preston, Moderator]

Eighteen before he was on the go.

[Preston, Moderator]

If an elephant was pregnant or no,

[Preston, Moderator]

would she drop a baby in the snow?

[Preston, Moderator]

Besides Hannibal only cared about fights,

[Preston, Moderator]

He certainly did give a damn for animal rights.

[Roger]

As a man Hannibal was very fine,

[Roger]

He expected his animals to toe the line.

[Roger]

So you can imagine he went through the roof

[Roger]

When a corporal pointed out, "No toes, only a hoof."

[Preston, Moderator]

Malco fell in the snow

[Preston, Moderator]

and found an Eskimo

[Preston, Moderator]

He ask the guy to dance,

[Preston, Moderator]

I'll dance with no pants.

[Preston, Moderator]

Privacy demanded an igloo,

[Preston, Moderator]

It's comfy just for two.

[Preston, Moderator]

Things came to a head,

[Preston, Moderator]

Eskimo departed on a dogsled.

[Roger]

Malco was ever so clever, he intuit

[Roger]

The man on the dogsled was an Inuit.

[Roger]

It was cold, he needed something to wear

[Roger]

Nice and warm, like that Polar Bear.

[Roger]

The bear said, "You shiver, you're pasty,

[Roger]

But I bet you'll still be very tasty."

[Preston, Moderator]

The bear snatched him and in one bite the Inuit

[Preston, Moderator]

was into to it.

[Preston, Moderator]

No need to pout,

[Preston, Moderator]

After some digestion the remains came out.

[Preston, Moderator]

Which was a great relief to the bear's situation,

[Preston, Moderator]

Because the Inuit gave the bear constipation.

[Roger]

The vet said eating Inuits will make you neurotic

[Roger]

And for polar bears I'm afraid there is no antibiotic.

[Roger]

In fact I can't think of a single antidote

[Roger]

Other than a lozenge to soothe your throat.

[Roger]

Learning this made the poor bear fret

[Roger]

So he treated himself and ate the vet.

[Preston, Moderator]

Silly bear shouldn't have ate the vet.

[Preston, Moderator]

Those thrilling prostate exams the bear can forget.

[Preston, Moderator]

Bear will regret this when he gets a bad cold,

[Preston, Moderator]

When he calls the vet he'll be put on permanent hold.

[Preston, Moderator]

Another thing the bear forgot,

[Preston, Moderator]

Where will he get yearly flu shot?

[Preston, Moderator]

That's what you get for being bad,

[Preston, Moderator]

All your ailments will make you sad.

[Roger]

Our flu shot is next Saturday