The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 2,101-2,150 of 5,070

[Preston, Moderator]

He can't hunt them; they're too fast,

[Preston, Moderator]

he's more of a squirrel enthusiast.

[Preston, Moderator]

He runs faster but they scurry up a tree,

[Preston, Moderator]

What's a dog supposed to do? Let them be.

[Roger]

At a squirrel a dog should bark and growl

[Roger]

And make the naughty nutkin shriek and yowl.

[Roger]

And there's poor Rover on a dilemma of horns

[Roger]

Getting showered by the squirrel throwing acorns.

[Preston, Moderator]

If that happens I think I might

[Preston, Moderator]

walk away to show my spite.

[Preston, Moderator]

And if acorn throwing happens one day

[Preston, Moderator]

I can bark loudly from far away.

[Roger]

And aren't the English a little bit bonkers
When in autumn they start playing conkers?*

*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conkers

[Preston, Moderator]

Striking each other's conker until one breaks.

[Preston, Moderator]

sounds like it leads to a lot of conker aches.

[Preston, Moderator]

I don't think that playing conkers would be much fun,

[Preston, Moderator]

I'd rather jump in a pile of leaves with my honey bun.

[Roger]

A big, thick, creamy bun is more to my taste

[Roger]

And when I get one, nothing is left to waste,

[Roger]

Although every one eaten adds to my waist.

[Preston, Moderator]

Because I eat meals with anchovy paste.

[Preston, Moderator]

It is the Roman thing to do,

[Preston, Moderator]

And I think its grand, don't you?

[Preston, Moderator]

I had it at a dinner at Roofie's place,

[Preston, Moderator]

We made love at a breakneck pace.

[Preston, Moderator]

He's cute but I had better,

[Preston, Moderator]

That Quint guy is a real go getter.

[Roger]

I don't want to ring your alarum,

[Roger]

But all Roman food tastes better with garum.

[Roger]

It's made from three-month fermented fish

[Roger]

And adds a certain je'n sais quois to every dish.

[Preston, Moderator]

Garum with peaches is so delish,

[Preston, Moderator]

And garum with cake is my favorite dish.

[Preston, Moderator]

If I had just one wish,

[Preston, Moderator]

I'd not put garum on tiny tinned fish

[Roger]

A favorite Roman recipe commences with: "Take a stag and stuff it…"

[Roger]

You gotta hand it it them, those Romans never had to rough it.

[Roger]

But so superstitious, they panicked at sight of a comet

[Roger]

When they went outside between courses to vomit

[Roger]

Which comes of eating without cease

[Roger]

And needing more room, hence the release.

[Preston, Moderator]

Isn't that called binging and purging?

[Preston, Moderator]

They would quit if they followed there doctor's urging.

[Preston, Moderator]

I like garum on alligators,

[Preston, Moderator]

Also on my baked tators.

[Preston, Moderator]

Garum's so tasty I drink it by the cup,

[Preston, Moderator]

And with garum I never throw up.

[Roger]

As an ancient Britton I much prefer a cup of tea

[Roger]

To a savory liquid made from fermented anchovy.

[Roger]

But sadly those ancient Brittons were left reeling: