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[Preston, Moderator]

Besides I was just informed by email.

[Preston, Moderator]

If we left we'd have to import wensleydale.

[Roger]

But Wensleydale doesn't make you hiccup,

[Roger]

Not like a round of Stinking Bishop.

[Roger]

It's the local most popular soft cheese

[Roger]

And the stench will make you sneeze.

[Preston, Moderator]

Why that's a cheese at home in a bishopric,

[Preston, Moderator]

It's name is just as funny as spotted dick.

[Preston, Moderator]

Dick is great with chocolaty hot fudge,

[Preston, Moderator]

don't let the name cause you to prejudge.

[Roger]

The traffic on Pacific Coast Highway One was slack

[Roger]

So we called in at Carmel and ate some Monterey Jack.

[Roger]

There we were munching Jack on the car's hot hood

[Roger]

When who should stroll along, none other than Clint Eastwood.

[Roger]

"Howdy, Sheriff," we called out all jolly and fair,

[Roger]

"I ain't the sheriff," he cried, "don't you know I'm the mayor!"

[Preston, Moderator]

But they misunderstood Eastwood's "mayor"

[Preston, Moderator]

he actually said that he was the mare.

[Preston, Moderator]

Eastwood died and was sent to the greeter

[Preston, Moderator]

Just asa he thought it was St Peter.

[Preston, Moderator]

Pete saids Clint you gotta go back,

[Preston, Moderator]

We got too much negative feedback.

[Roger]

Powell & Pressburger with their last creative breath,

[Roger]

Starred St Peter in the marvellous Matter of Life and Death.

[Preston, Moderator]

The voters didn't think it was fair,

[Preston, Moderator]

You talked Obama as an empty chair.

[Preston, Moderator]

So when you return make amends

[Preston, Moderator]

Or I'll turn you and Romney into set of bookends.

[Preston, Moderator]

Clint said I'm happy, I'm feeling glad,

[Preston, Moderator]

I got sunshine, in a bag.

[Preston, Moderator]

I'm useless, but not for long.

[Preston, Moderator]

My name will be used as the name of a song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5MWC...

[Roger]

Clint's not the only name used as a song, it's plain,

[Roger]

We really mustn't forget Madness and Michael Caine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-5yn...

[Preston, Moderator]

Here comes the sun

[Preston, Moderator]

my day has begun.

[Preston, Moderator]

For some breakfast fun,

[Preston, Moderator]

I'll have a cinnamon bun.

[Preston, Moderator]

That was delicious hon,

[Preston, Moderator]

But now I gotta run.

[Preston, Moderator]

Time to start the day again,

[Preston, Moderator]

I'll have my breakfast and then

[Preston, Moderator]

Off to work I go as the day unfurls,

[Preston, Moderator]

I do my job guarding against squirrels,

[Roger]

I'm out there, Mr. Nutkin to greet

[Roger]

As he runs up and down the street.

[Preston, Moderator]

But soon he's feeling beat,

[Preston, Moderator]

Too much running in the heat,

[Roger]

Strips from his bones the meat,

[Roger]

So he's fit and neat.