The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 2,001-2,050 of 5,070

[Roger]

As indeed in Buckinghamshire Towcester

[Roger]

Insists in rhyming with a pop-up toaster.

[Preston, Moderator]

But the best is the Wolferhampton on the Prowl

[Preston, Moderator]

Which rhymes with the werewolves' howl — Arooooo!

[Preston, Moderator]

It's the most fascinating pronunciation of all time,

[Preston, Moderator]

Because Aroooo! just doesn't rhyme.

[Roger]

Unless you tie it in with root to get arrowroot

[Roger]

To thicken a glaze around a tart of sharp fruit.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Arrowroot makes a good cookie,

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Find a recipe in a cookie bookie.

[Roger]

That's so totally sweet

[Roger]

I'll type it out as a tweet.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Tweet to your heart's content,

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Then cook with ardent abandonment.

[Roger]

I'm going to knock up something very lean

[Roger]

Though I don't think it will be haute cuisine.

[Preston, Moderator]

My favorite meal will be the winner,

[Preston, Moderator]

A Swanson® frozen TV dinner.

[Preston, Moderator]

It fast, its fab and fun to eat,

[Preston, Moderator]

Because it's made with mystery meat.

[Roger]

The scandal of supermarket beef burgers made with horse

[Roger]

Put everyone off eating readymade meals for months of course.

[Roger]

I like my meat to be leaner

[Roger]

Leaner and leaner than a wiener.

[Preston, Moderator]

I like mine both so lean it's skinny,

[Preston, Moderator]

and I prefer if it doesn't whinny.

[Roger]

Oh absolutely and of course,

[Roger]

We don't, but the French love their horse.

[Roger]

Whereas Italians for Neddy have a deep doubt

[Roger]

But they sure as hell love their roasted goat.

[Preston, Moderator]

When the French put on their dinner pails,

[Preston, Moderator]

their buckets are filled with slimy, filthy snails.

[Roger]

And there's another delicacy for which every Frenchman begs:

[Roger]

A nicely roasted, garlic-flavored pair of frogs' legs.

[Roger]

But something that makes every Frenchman sniff,

[Roger]

Is watching an Englishmen eating his rosbif.

[Preston, Moderator]

The Frog & Rosbif is just around the corner from Montorgueil Street

[Preston, Moderator]

So off the Rue Montorgueil the French have Roast Beef to eat.

[Roger]

We dined regularly at the Drum & Monkey

[Roger]

Where they served chicken with chips so chunky

[Roger]

You could use them to build a solid house

[Roger]

Big enough to house a cute little mouse.

[Preston, Moderator]

The Complaint Department has its own needs,

[Preston, Moderator]

Thus we propose to secede from Goodreads.

[Roger]

Oh but it's dangerous to play that game

[Roger]

I'll have to start a "Better Together" campaign.

[Roger]

Where will the border be between Complaint and Romance?

[Roger]

As we say in British slang, it could all turn out to be pants.

[Preston, Moderator]

Despite the success we'd have going it alone,

[Preston, Moderator]

We can't leave our friends so we'll not go on our own.