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[Preston, Moderator]

Quint is a prig,

[Preston, Moderator]

Roofio is a pig

[Roger]

Quint is a lad

[Roger]

Roofio's all bad.

[Preston, Moderator]

But pigs are good for you,

[Preston, Moderator]

Roofio's good for you too.

[Preston, Moderator]

Roofio's work can be fun

[Preston, Moderator]

Ut Oh, he's got another stiff one.

[Preston, Moderator]

Whether it's a slave a king,

[Preston, Moderator]

Roofio is polite and amusing.

[Roger]

Quint can be a sticky boy

[Roger]

As sails past shouting out, "Ahoy!"

[Roger]

But it's undeniable that he really loves Roofio,

[Roger]

And wants to show him what's what and how's how.

[Preston, Moderator]

But Quint seems so virginal,

[Preston, Moderator]

when it comes to things inguinal.

[Preston, Moderator]

While Roofio has so much experience,

[Preston, Moderator]

Since he spends so much time without his pants.

[Preston, Moderator]

I guess Roofio will need to be Quint's tutor,

[Preston, Moderator]

In porn that is job is known as the art director.

[Preston, Moderator]

And whatever Roofie lacks in quality,

[Preston, Moderator]

He always makes up for in quantity

[Roger]

Roofio is never in pants because he wears a tunic,

[Roger]

Which he bought in Germania when he was in Munich.

[Roger]

There he laid about and laid some Teutons

[Roger]

Threw them down and had them on futons.

[Preston, Moderator]

Roofio has escaped his beloved Rome,

[Preston, Moderator]

Now he has strayed far, far from home.

[Preston, Moderator]

I saw him on the subway in New York City,

[Preston, Moderator]

He was cruising along picking up guys who were pretty.

[Preston, Moderator]

There in the shadow of St. Patrick's steeple,

[Preston, Moderator]

He was taking on all of the Village People.

[Preston, Moderator]

I saw him at night in Washington Square Park,

[Preston, Moderator]

With the boys from NYU doing nasties in the dark.

[Preston, Moderator]

In Rockefeller Center in Roman Print,

[Preston, Moderator]

He had carved, "Love forever Ruff and Quint."

[Roger]

Amo, amas, amat, amamus, amatis, amant

[Roger]

Ruff and Quint are into each other pants.

[Roger]

Said Ruff to Quint "D'you think we could rock that fella?

[Roger]

I dare you tackle him, less of course you're yella."

[Roger]

Quint flicked Ruff a middle finger

[Roger]

It wasn't his way to ever linger

[Roger]

And in a trice without the rocker fella's say

[Roger]

Quint pounced and on the street had his evil way.

[Preston, Moderator]

That street was very mad

[Preston, Moderator]

To think that it'd been had.

[Preston, Moderator]

It called the cops and it did say

[Preston, Moderator]

what the fellow Quint had done that day.

[Preston, Moderator]

The cops picked him up before he ran away,

[Preston, Moderator]

And they put him the jail for forgetting to pay.