The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 1,851-1,900 of 5,070

[Preston, Moderator]

And since it's tiresome on the links.

[Preston, Moderator]

I 'll just enjoy the clubhouse drinks.

[Roger]

That's the green they call the 19th hole

[Roger]

The one without a hole because there's no mole.

[Roger]

Where the barman cleans glasses with a rag

[Roger]

He took form the hole; it's actually a flag.

[Preston, Moderator]

The flag sits on the pole,

[Preston, Moderator]

with the number of the hole.

[Preston, Moderator]

The flag of a nation sits in a stand

[Preston, Moderator]

Behind the desk of the leader in command.

[Preston, Moderator]

The rainbow flag flies at parades

[Preston, Moderator]

And on Pride Day in colorful motorcades.

[Preston, Moderator]

The flag of Russia lies in the mud,

[Preston, Moderator]

Stained red with the gay martyrs blood.

[Preston, Moderator]

The UN flag doesn't move or flap.

[Preston, Moderator]

because the nations don't do crap.

[Preston, Moderator]

Republicans wave the US flag high,

[Preston, Moderator]

So those who aren't rich can wave it goodbye.

[Preston, Moderator]

Not as good as the Complaint Department poems but not bad,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ-bm...

[Roger]

Very lyrical and the ending isn't sad.

[Roger]

It must be uncomfortable making love against a log

[Roger]

Especially when your lover disappears in the fog.

[Preston, Moderator]

He was so pretty, blessed by Venus,

[Preston, Moderator]

And at the end you could see his penis.

[Roger]

Lol, and had they been tucked away in a loft

[Roger]

You might have seen it hard and not soft…

[Preston, Moderator]

I thought it was a prince as a frog now
they've made it a boy and his cow.

[Preston, Moderator]

They fall in love and run away,
so quick, so plotless, so M/M not gay.

[Preston, Moderator]

We know all great stories start in Rome,
With two boys boy who fit the gay genome.

[Preston, Moderator]

Ancient Rome such history of love in the past,
That's why in Rome a couple's love will last.

[Roger]

For Roofio it was all in a day's play

[Roger]

Whenever he felt that way,

[Roger]

Which was pretty much every day

[Roger]

That he topped a lad without his say.

[Ije the Devourer of Books]

But when his husband arrived it was all so sad.

[Ije the Devourer of Books]

Because Roofio had been so very, very bad.

[Roger]

"Alas, poor Roofio, it has gone to your head

[Roger]

And now without supper, you shall go to your bed."

[Preston, Moderator]

If Roofio ever found his true mate,

[Preston, Moderator]

He'd be seeing other guys at any rate.

[Preston, Moderator]

Even with a guy befitted,

[Preston, Moderator]

For Roofio to be committed,

[Preston, Moderator]

That guy would take a back seat,

[Preston, Moderator]

To other boys since Roofio would cheat.

[Preston, Moderator]

Still with his wit and brashness,

[Preston, Moderator]

We love Roofie nevertheless.

[Roger]

When he runs into Kiss Me Quick Quintus

[Roger]

At first Roofio can't see anywhere the plus

[Roger]

For the guy is so stuck up and haughty

[Roger]

It's too hard to imagine getting all naughty.