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[Preston, Moderator]

London bridge is falling down.

[Preston, Moderator]

Well the folks in London must be able,

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because their benben is much more stable.

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People jump off the Golden gate,

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If they're going to jump they better not wait.

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Soon you'll not jump off and get all wet,

[Preston, Moderator]

Frisco is putting up a safety net.

[Roger]

That's something of a let down,

[Roger]

Now no one will be able to drown,

[Roger]

And that wouldn't be all

[Roger]

They won't die from the fall.

[Roger]

You know Elizabeth Taylor put a skirt on

[Roger]

And went out to seduce Richard Burton.

[Preston, Moderator]

Everyone knows Elizabeth Tailor

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Made clothes for men from a gentleman to a sailor.

[Preston, Moderator]

She was the best in West Hollywood,

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Not that it ever did her much good.

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None of the men would give her the time of day,

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She started to think West Hollywood was all gay.

[Roger]

And it's not too far before you reach

[Roger]

All the muscular pleasure of Venice Beach.

[Roger]

There you will find many things to like,

[Roger]

None nicer at all than Gil and Mike.**

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[Preston, Moderator]

I must admit my fellow poet

[Preston, Moderator]

is good at PR and his poems show it.

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Of course these books ain't by no hack,

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They're masterworks of the legendary Zack.

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He's a member here but you don't often see him,

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because he's on display at the British Museum.

[Roger]

And this is information for your retention,

[Roger]

This weekend he's at a retro gaming convention.

[Preston, Moderator]

He such an addict as a retro gamer,

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They made him an Arcade Game Hall of Famer.

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With his hand on the joystick and his eye on the screen,

[Preston, Moderator]

He zaps those pixels 'cause he is so mean.

[Roger]

When gets going, for baddies there's no room,

[Roger]

He points his phaser and zaps them to their Doom.

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Check you iPad at the door.

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Retro back to 1984.

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We're retro gamers because less is more,

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Playing Pong on a Commodore 64.

[Roger]

Yippee dee! I have retro form

[Roger]

Spectrum, Commodore, and Acorn,

[Roger]

Dragon, Oric, BBC Micro and MS-X

[Roger]

For some it's fun, for others it's sex.

[Preston, Moderator]

In America our choices were so poor,

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It was just Atari and Commodore 64.

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For those who were willing to wait,

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They had a choice of Commodore 128.

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Of course there was the Amiga which