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The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words)
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Preston, Moderator
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Jul 27, 2014 04:43PM
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not to buy but to adopt.
My cousin wants to adopt from a country that's rainier
Than England, with many abandoned mutts; Romania.
That's just an old wives story,No place is wetter than England's glory.
It's all wet, enough to make things fester,
But nowhere as much as old Manchester.
Old man Chester was a very old guy,
He was so old we were afraid he'd die.
We asked him why he never died,
Chester said "I never tried."
Chester was good at everything, except flying
He needed lots of practice and kept on trying
But the wings he made gave him no powers,
What he needed was some of Chagall's flowers.
Flowers hang from bowers,And we watch them by the hours.
And the best ones are quite sparse,But they look like pictures of my arse.
So I press them in glass,(the flowers not my ass.)
Then up goes the glass and the sun shies bright,They look like the blooms of flowers in the light.
If they ask who did it all,I tell them it's Chagall.
When Chagall goes flying it makes me feel queasy,
Then I prefer feet on the ground with Paolo Veronese.
The most he has is people hanging from arches
What no couples and wedding marches?
No loving pairs of wedded bliss
When the preacher says you may kiss?
So I sit and polish an apple
waiting for business at my wedding chapel.
What happened to the fad of getting married?
Everyone stuck on hold or tarried?
When they said gay was okay,
I thought I'd see business coming my way.
I should have thought of this of course.
With gay marriage comes gay divorce.
A musical with so many hooks to get caught on
And with that old favourite, Edward Everett Horton.
Rocky and Bullwinkle just wagged their tails,
The fairytales seemed like ones we know,
but the plots were put through a turbulent flow.
It was like relaxing with a fine merlot,
** Just love the "French talking duck**
It brought Hansel and Gretel good luck.
Whoops this is the real latest OK GO song.
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